No starbucks and no bloody pizza hut - you lying bastards…. Wifi is shit and not even KFC!! FML ….. Houston …. Over … can I hear laughing?? You wankers.. are you laughing??

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Which way is Slough?

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Oh fuck we’re standing on Mars

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

No David ( Bowie ) there isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So this is were we are building the new out of town McDonald's ? ?

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By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

...I claim all gas and mineral deposits. Gold, diamonds....

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Hello..deliveroo..

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By *mp411Man over a year ago

chester

Finally found somewhere with no illegal immigrants

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m here to work, rest and play

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I claim political asylum

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

Get your gums round my plums and give me a gobble

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By *nobyMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Not only his songs but his planet is shite too

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Take me to your leader

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He should say,

"Unlike the moon landing, this one is real"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally, I got my ass to Mars "

Glad someone else posted this before I did lol

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Okay guys! This is where we need to leave someone to babysit the planet until we return in 2099. You’ve pulled the short straw Bruno! Quick, close your ears guys, he’s about to sing! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Have I come to the wrong place? I’m sure they said I was supposed to land on the moon!

Oi, Major Tom we fucked up! You sent me to go to the moon and we’ve bloody ended up on Mars! Knew that this idea of Trump’s was gonna go tits up somehow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally! We can work, rest and play!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok ...ive been on a double decker, and now im on .......

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By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

If you wait outside for the connecting bus to Malaga, and once again, on before of the captain and crew, thank you for flying RyanAir.

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By *iman2100Man over a year ago