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over a year ago
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Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam 
You XY lot have your uses I suppose 
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... "
dunno what a fem fam is |
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good 
Are you allergic?"
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever "
like all veg then  |
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.   "
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is "
Female family
Best I could do lol
Not a poet |
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then "
Asparagus…..Why?! What manner of sorcery spawned this evil stalk?  |
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"How lovely to read this. Now where’s that celery? I may have to join in on the joint spanking
Celery spanking; A new trend is born This could be the next big thing
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I always knew I was a trend setter  |
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then "
Some women say that about all cock. Lol!
Thanks for the initial message sentiment from a creator of hardons. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is
Female family
Best I could do lol
Not a poet "
oooooh i googled the xy stuff too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then
Some women say that about all cock. Lol!
Thanks for the initial message sentiment from a creator of hardons."
veg=vegetables not vag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder."
Or men consider it too. .., |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then
Asparagus…..Why?! What manner of sorcery spawned this evil stalk? "
dunno but im convinced f&b put one in his anus once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder.
Or men consider it too. .., "
I'd give that one a wide birth for a few days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is
Female family
Best I could do lol
Not a poet oooooh i googled the xy stuff too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza?
Well tomatoes a fruit so its essentially just arrogant fruit toast with cheese on imo"
Confident not arrogant
It knows hiw tasty it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breathes heavily
It's a bit of a mouthful without grammar.
its meant to be read on one breath like a rhod gilbert rant "
Tbf, the grammar is fine, it's the lack of punctuation that makes breathing an issue.
They're not a bad bunch are they?
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery
Chutney?dunno who she is but i appreciate her too"
Britney's sister, the quiet one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery
Guilty of this. But thanks for the sentiment OP.
Btw, what flavour jam? xx"
cherry |
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder.
Or men consider it too. .., "
You know crazy beats sane every time right. lol! PMS, periods and pregnancy and postpartum/post natal drive women insane. There's even a special psychosis diagnoses for it.
I've seen my perfectly sane friends who are doctors and lawyers....lost their shit after their first child and I had to talk them off the ledge. 
Special version of Hell week can turn into Hell years with the birth of children. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If it's jam week for the ladies, does that not make it chocolate spread week for the gents? Or is that just in my house?  "
yaaaaaaay malteesers all around |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread "
oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i "
Yep - show you're 'ard again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i
Yep - show you're 'ard again "
this is the way |
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