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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist….or has a pulse. "
Whi ever wrote that must of been high on something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex."
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex."
Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The perfect woman doesn't exist
Miss S x"
I disagree. There’s a moment in time where you look at someone and every single thing they do will captivate you with interest and intrigue. Just watching them or imagining them fills your heart with enough pleasure that you think you could cry tears of joy.
You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.
They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The perfect woman doesn't exist
Miss S x
I disagree. There’s a moment in time where you look at someone and every single thing they do will captivate you with interest and intrigue. Just watching them or imagining them fills your heart with enough pleasure that you think you could cry tears of joy.
You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.
They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women. "
Totally get that as Mr J has said these things to me but I mean in general there is not a "perfect" woman but I get feeling a woman is perfect in your eyes.
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They do the photoshops of a perfect face and body all the time and they're never as sexy as a real living person as it's the imperfections and such that create the allure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex."
Nail on the head!
What every guy actually wanted to post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The perfect woman doesn't exist
Miss S x
I disagree. There’s a moment in time where you look at someone and every single thing they do will captivate you with interest and intrigue. Just watching them or imagining them fills your heart with enough pleasure that you think you could cry tears of joy.
You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.
They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women.
Totally get that as Mr J has said these things to me but I mean in general there is not a "perfect" woman but I get feeling a woman is perfect in your eyes.
Miss S x"
And that’s why mr J will feel like he’s the luckiest man alive.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex.
Nail on the head!
What every guy actually wanted to post "
Acts like my mum? Nope, that’s not what I wanted to write. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex.
Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery. "
Probably for the same reason that men know what to do to be better but so many fall wide of the mark |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex.
Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery.
Probably for the same reason that men know what to do to be better but so many fall wide of the mark "
What should we be doing?…. |
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Bubbly and vivacious
Can laugh at herself
Always positive
Isn’t judgemental
Is not shallow or fake
Not bitchy or jealous of others
Is sexually adventurous/ voracious
Has no inhibitions in the bedroom
Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.
Loves sport especially football
Understands the offside rule and VAR
Loves to dress up
Loves role play
Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial
Loves to travel and embrace new cultures
Is loyal and always has your back
Knows what being a good parent means
Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants
Is kind and generous to others
Respects other people and there opinions
Has manners
Doesn’t eat Tuna
Takes care of her appearance and health
Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly
Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).
Is into swinging
Learns how to give a proper blow job
Enjoys taking risks
Is spontaneous
Slightly crazy sometimes
Loves her arse rimmed
Can talk dirty (properly)
Loves her family especially her parents
Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.
Has her own career and purpose
Isn’t needy or clingy
Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in
Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.
Likes cheese!!
That’s all really
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bubbly and vivacious
Can laugh at herself
Always positive
Isn’t judgemental
Is not shallow or fake
Not bitchy or jealous of others
Is sexually adventurous/ voracious
Has no inhibitions in the bedroom
Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.
Loves sport especially football
Understands the offside rule and VAR
Loves to dress up
Loves role play
Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial
Loves to travel and embrace new cultures
Is loyal and always has your back
Knows what being a good parent means
Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants
Is kind and generous to others
Respects other people and there opinions
Has manners
Doesn’t eat Tuna
Takes care of her appearance and health
Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly
Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).
Is into swinging
Learns how to give a proper blow job
Enjoys taking risks
Is spontaneous
Slightly crazy sometimes
Loves her arse rimmed
Can talk dirty (properly)
Loves her family especially her parents
Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.
Has her own career and purpose
Isn’t needy or clingy
Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in
Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.
Likes cheese!!
That’s all really
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32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though 
What's the pass mark? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bubbly and vivacious
Can laugh at herself
Always positive
Isn’t judgemental
Is not shallow or fake
Not bitchy or jealous of others
Is sexually adventurous/ voracious
Has no inhibitions in the bedroom
Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.
Loves sport especially football
Understands the offside rule and VAR
Loves to dress up
Loves role play
Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial
Loves to travel and embrace new cultures
Is loyal and always has your back
Knows what being a good parent means
Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants
Is kind and generous to others
Respects other people and there opinions
Has manners
Doesn’t eat Tuna
Takes care of her appearance and health
Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly
Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).
Is into swinging
Learns how to give a proper blow job
Enjoys taking risks
Is spontaneous
Slightly crazy sometimes
Loves her arse rimmed
Can talk dirty (properly)
Loves her family especially her parents
Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.
Has her own career and purpose
Isn’t needy or clingy
Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in
Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.
Likes cheese!!
That’s all really
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A fantasy list lol this woman does not exist! No one is always positive! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though
What's the pass mark?
I failed on having a career and purpose, eyes open for facial, enjoying rimming and eating tuna"
Perhaps we should bring these kind of lists to socials or use as a pre-social checklist to filter and get our wants matched up better genuinely |
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"Bubbly and vivacious
Can laugh at herself
Always positive
Isn’t judgemental
Is not shallow or fake
Not bitchy or jealous of others
Is sexually adventurous/ voracious
Has no inhibitions in the bedroom
Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.
Loves sport especially football
Understands the offside rule and VAR
Loves to dress up
Loves role play
Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial
Loves to travel and embrace new cultures
Is loyal and always has your back
Knows what being a good parent means
Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants
Is kind and generous to others
Respects other people and there opinions
Has manners
Doesn’t eat Tuna
Takes care of her appearance and health
Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly
Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).
Is into swinging
Learns how to give a proper blow job
Enjoys taking risks
Is spontaneous
Slightly crazy sometimes
Loves her arse rimmed
Can talk dirty (properly)
Loves her family especially her parents
Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.
Has her own career and purpose
Isn’t needy or clingy
Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in
Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.
Likes cheese!!
That’s all really
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This...only I'm not so bothered about the football
Some interest in F1 would be appreciated...and aeroplanes..and watching Sharpe |
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"Bubbly and vivacious
Can laugh at herself
Always positive
Isn’t judgemental
Is not shallow or fake
Not bitchy or jealous of others
Is sexually adventurous/ voracious
Has no inhibitions in the bedroom
Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.
Loves sport especially football
Understands the offside rule and VAR
Loves to dress up
Loves role play
Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial
Loves to travel and embrace new cultures
Is loyal and always has your back
Knows what being a good parent means
Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants
Is kind and generous to others
Respects other people and there opinions
Has manners
Doesn’t eat Tuna
Takes care of her appearance and health
Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly
Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).
Is into swinging
Learns how to give a proper blow job
Enjoys taking risks
Is spontaneous
Slightly crazy sometimes
Loves her arse rimmed
Can talk dirty (properly)
Loves her family especially her parents
Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.
Has her own career and purpose
Isn’t needy or clingy
Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in
Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.
Likes cheese!!
That’s all really
A fantasy list lol this woman does not exist! No one is always positive! "
The OP asked for the “perfect woman “. Of course no one is perfect are they xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex.
Nail on the head!
What every guy actually wanted to post "
I worry about every guy that wants that in a woman! |
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