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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Take her out for a meal, hold her hand over dessert, pay her some lovely compliments then tell her how much you love a furry gruffler. Easy as that!
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Pop on a geographical documentary showcasing the Amazon jungle and then proceed to make incessant references to your personal love of the thick, beautiful foliage and canopy.
….Actually, this might get you a full bush as opposed to a landing strip though…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"
Have a competition. Girls love to compete.
Say you reckon yours would look better than anything she could create.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??
Have a competition. Girls love to compete.
Say you reckon yours would look better than anything she could create. "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??
Who is she ?
Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?"
I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.
Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.
FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....? 
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Ask her who her favourite member of The A Team was, say yours was BA and you’d be honoured if she’d do her hair the same.
When she says no, suggest it doesn’t have to be the hair on her head. Throw in the idea of the jewellery acting as a vajazzle if you need backup |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??
Who is she ?
Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?
I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.
Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.
FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....?
A"
sorry just a fwb |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??
Who is she ?
Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?
I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.
Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.
FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....?
A sorry just a fwb"
Nah can’t ask her if she’s ‘ just a FWB’  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Start running a set of LED lights running from the center of her legs up. Then with a marker pen draw on some threshold markings and designation markings. Maybe she'll get the hint."
Genius!
And maybe next time you meet her for sex take a model aircraft. Get her to lay back with her legs spread, swoop the model down towards her public mound making airplane noises and then at the last minute crash it into her tits with accompanying passenger screams of terror and crashing noises.
Then tell her that would never have happened if she had a clearly visible landing strip.
She'll instantly be up for it, trust me..... 
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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First, build an Airfix Spitfire. Then, using various "neeeowww" noises, simulate landing said plastic aircraft on the area you wish to be 'fluffed up'. With enough repeated landings, she'll surely get the point.
If it doesn't work, try a better paint job or use the waterslide decals. |
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