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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Am I the only one who dislikes getting messages offering a massage?

Couldn't think of anything worse for a meet, I'd be bored senseless x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My aim is to bore ppl I meet. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only one who dislikes getting messages offering a massage?

Couldn't think of anything worse for a meet, I'd be bored senseless x"

Especially if they were crap at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only one who dislikes getting messages offering a massage?

Couldn't think of anything worse for a meet, I'd be bored senseless x

Especially if they were crap at it"

My ex Susanna always gave terrible massages but when I told her they were 'Shit, Sue' she took as a compliment

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Do you not like massages in general? Like, if you booked a massage at a spa, would it be boring?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. It's very boring. And oily.

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

I went for a massage once and it was nothing like what I saw on the internet. Complete waste of money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess it depends, it can be nice in the after glow, intimacy whilst recovering.

But being offered it like a cold call, I dunno, bit like being offered a blowy from a face you'd need to correct with a paper bag.

If you're attracted it's grand, like most things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes. It's very boring. And oily.

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes. It's very boring. And oily.

Coconut

I think a coconut would be a bit rough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes. It's very boring. And oily.

Coconut

I think a coconut would be a bit rough"

Not when warmed up in hands before applying have good day all

Off to gym for my two hours

Punchbag bike weights

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yuk! I’m not a fan of massages let alone someone who wants to turn it into a sexual thing too

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Personally I don’t mind it. It’s not any different to getting a massage at a spa or as a sports treatment

Before I moved a guy on here messaged me about a massage. He was qualified and works with athletes at the Olympics. I wasn’t attracted to him, but he gave me about 15 sports massages over 6 months, probably at the cost of £60-80 a pop, all for free because he liked my physique. Really helped with my training and he enjoyed himself.

So massages themselves, no

Guys offering a massage and trying to do “extras” we hadn’t discussed? I don’t like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes. It's very boring. And oily.

Coconut

I think a coconut would be a bit rough

Not when warmed up in hands before applying have good day all

Off to gym for my two hours

Punchbag bike weights

Didn't get my joke

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

In my experience, they don’t spend long enough on back, shoulders or neck!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Please allow me to translate ladies:

Message in your inbox: ‘I’d love to massage your soft skin for hours...’

Translation: ‘Fuck that shit! - I’m bullshitting my way all the way to Fannyville; I just want to fuck you!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like massages but I often get offered them after saying someone’s not my type. I like them as part of foreplay but I’d never do a massage only meet!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Please allow me to translate ladies:

Message in your inbox: ‘I’d love to massage your soft skin for hours...’

Translation: ‘Fuck that shit! - I’m bullshitting my way all the way to Fannyville; I just want to fuck you!’"

….having said that….any ladies want a massage?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Do you not like massages in general? Like, if you booked a massage at a spa, would it be boring? "

The only massage I like is a head, neck and shoulder. I find that de-stressful and relaxing more than sexual x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love being massaged. I find it incredibly relaxing.

But I wouldn't meet someone on here just offering a massage as I wouldn't be able to relax.

I love massages off people that I know and like, or ones I've paid for.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I wouldn’t meet just for a massage, unless I’d met them before. However, I do find a massage quite erotic, especially if they’re nude and straddling my bum and I can feel them getting hard when they lean into me etc