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By *ayHaych OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
Well I’M not leaving, but I have seen a new explanation for someone leaving the site. Along the lines off they’re leaving because they can’t risk catching anything (I assume they mean STIs). Never seen that reason for leaving before. Surely you should give up sex to really reduce the risk! Maybe I’m just having a grouchy Wednesday morning having woken up at 5am for work  |
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By *ayHaych OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!"
We all know you have to type on the forms while wearing condoms on your fingers. I hope you’ve been practicing safe fabbing! |
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!
We all know you have to type on the forms while wearing condoms on your fingers. I hope you’ve been practicing safe fabbing!"
I'm ok I'm married and according to many people we've met that means we can be 'trusted' to be 'clean'.  |
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off 
Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take…"
Ewwh don’t forget to use the toilet brush, some people are gross. Oh and then rinse said brush please. Thank you  |
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By *ayHaych OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off
Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take…
Ewwh don’t forget to use the toilet brush, some people are gross. Oh and then rinse said brush please. Thank you "
 I was just joking but yes I do make sure I leave toilets clean! Hate going into resturant or public toilets. I have to clean up so people don’t think I’m the one who made the mess!! |
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off
Might want to see your GP about that drip...
LvM"
...man I can't even get a witty retort to that, my inbox would be a mess for the next few da--
Wait no, fuck it: I'm not showing Gwyneth Paltrow my penis again, not after that song Coldplay wrote about it!
...that wasn't worth it, filters up  |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Do us a favour shut gate when you leave and leave the key in letterbox adios amigo"
Or to put it another way, I don't think all the contributors have been reading the OP properly!!
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"Fortunately I always wear finger condoms while browsing and typing on here.
I always opt for a full Hazmat suit; one can’t be too careful after all….."
Definitely very admirable. Better to be safe than sorry. |
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