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Phrases you roll your eyes at.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only ever eyeroll when I read something completely ridiculous, which thank goodness is rare.
*Narrator - something that can’t be said for others that read Woody’s posts….
Also Theyknowwho is a coy way of saying nobody, I just want to create an air of mystery or I’d like them to think this was for them, but also 14 other men/women I’ve met or hope to meet.  I don’t eyeroll, I appreciate the pro-move
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“To Sydney university…”
Why do you want to stop academic progression?! "
Haha yes, this one. I'm baffled why Sydney University are stealing people's pics tbh. Surely they're too busy teaching the next wave of scientists, doctors, academics, lawyers etc in Australia to be browsing Fab all day and knicking Sharon from Grimsby pics and doing whatever they're doing with them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“To Sydney university…”
Why do you want to stop academic progression?!
Haha yes, this one. I'm baffled why Sydney University are stealing people's pics tbh. …"
They’re leading a study on how untidy our houses are in the Uk compared to Australia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get alot of messages so use your imagination"....if you had something decent written in your profile then maybe that would give us something to go on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
 
These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats "
Is that a Stereophonics song? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats
Is that a Stereophonics song? "
Stero who? Just speaking into existence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP"
I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats
Is that a Stereophonics song?
Stero who? Just speaking into existence "
And you have no musical taste.  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP
I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up. "
You mean you don't just turn up with squirty cream  #gutted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP
I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up.
You mean you don't just turn up with squirty cream #gutted"
Only if they are threatening to leave fab. |
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"Most of them to be honest but what makes me roll my eyes more lately is people posting google links in the middle of a debate
Google said it so it’s absolute gospel! "
Or youtube! The times I've seen YouTube links as evidence in discussions on the Madeleine McCann case, it's scary what people count as research. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tits out Tuesday.
Oh thank god it's Tuesday.
Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.
write your own dam reply!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits out Tuesday.
Oh thank god it's Tuesday.
Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.
write your own dam reply!!!"
This |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tits out Tuesday.
Oh thank god it's Tuesday.
Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.
write your own dam reply!!!
This "
I see what you did there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits out Tuesday.
Oh thank god it's Tuesday.
Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.
write your own dam reply!!!"
FYI wet tits Wednesday today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I ask you a question? NO FUCK OFF
Do women... NO WE ARE NOT A HIVE MIND
Always turn up clean and smelling good. That's a low fucking bar isn't it, Barry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys having to bulk delete.
Thanks for the fabs.
I feel seen 
I say thanks for the fabs because I feel guilty ignoring the winks and messages!"
I feel no guilt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys having to bulk delete.
Thanks for the fabs.
I feel seen
I say thanks for the fabs because I feel guilty ignoring the winks and messages!
I feel no guilt. "
Imagine my shock |
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"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "
Well, you are who you are and when you know you know, ya know? I mean, if you have to ask, you'll never know. Right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And just arrived in my inbox:
"I'm in your area"
Or the one I've had "I've seen you before, where abouts do you live /work" & his profile said discretion assured."
I'm not that happy talking about work at all, much less to anyone on here! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
When someone says on their profile:
"I'm not stupid I know how it works on here. Its's not my 1st rodeo."
No, I bet it's not. It ain't yer 2nd either..... Bet you never been near one!
Then I say in a quiet voice: "Hop on baby." I touch the front of my Stetson to politely acknowledge and I ride off into the Fab Sunset with her arms around my waste.
If I were still drinking & I had Carslberg in my other hand then that would probably go like that....
Oh, it would have a song mentioning rodeo's too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I5_zOrji9I
Sorted. Cue reality!  |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Status post stating 'looking for a real men' 
Says the person with fake hair, fake lashes, fake tits, fake lips, fake ass, fake highly edited pics etc! Oh the irony haha
Just shake my head & add to block list now |
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The cake jokes. The cake thing is massively overplayed now, surely?
When someone is talking about someone famous and the inevitable ‘never heard of them’ comment comes out. Yes my darling. You are unique, thank you for sharing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
What's wrong with cake?
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It’s an extremely boring, unimaginative thing to say on a thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cake jokes. The cake thing is massively overplayed now, surely?
When someone is talking about someone famous and the inevitable ‘never heard of them’ comment comes out. Yes my darling. You are unique, thank you for sharing. "
I've had enough cake this year. I'll be joining the gym soon because I'm trying to get big like Tmontana1 |
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"“Tell it as it is”
I’ve never met someone who says they are like that , that is commonly liked by others."
That's true. Mostly they confuse fact with opinion and are telling it how it for *them* and nobody cares |
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
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The cake thing is frustrating. There'll be a thread about something interesting, I look forward to seeing where it goes, and then as soon as someone mentions cake the rest of it isn't worth reading. I wonder if somewhere there's a site for bakers where forum topics get repeatedly and tiresomely derailed with talk of swinging? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading this is better than therapy
Side bar...
I'm already totally screwed with all my sound words but,
cake and popcorn = no
Are crisps or chocolate done to death?
Or just no food references at all... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
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It’s not entitlement, it’s to stop or reduce the amount of guys who don’t meet the criteria clearly stated in the profile from thinking they’ll be the exception! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
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I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line. "
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"Most of them to be honest but what makes me roll my eyes more lately is people posting google links in the middle of a debate
Google said it so it’s absolute gospel!
Or youtube! The times I've seen YouTube links as evidence in discussions on the Madeleine McCann case, it's scary what people count as research."
We’re still debating this on fab? FFS! |
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By *ister CMan
over a year ago
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"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "
The 'men just don't'...
Realise
Care
Understand
Know
Feel
Listen
Behave
Etc...etc... etc...
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Think if I'm feeling daft one day I'll put "don't forget your toothbrush" as a status
See what comes"
...let's all do it and see what the fall out is?! Come back and compare notes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
The cake thing is frustrating. There'll be a thread about something interesting, I look forward to seeing where it goes, and then as soon as someone mentions cake the rest of it isn't worth reading. I wonder if somewhere there's a site for bakers where forum topics get repeatedly and tiresomely derailed with talk of swinging? "
Yes it’s really bizarre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
The cake thing is frustrating. There'll be a thread about something interesting, I look forward to seeing where it goes, and then as soon as someone mentions cake the rest of it isn't worth reading. I wonder if somewhere there's a site for bakers where forum topics get repeatedly and tiresomely derailed with talk of swinging? "
It’s the netmums/mumsnet lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“What you into?”
Clearly they’ve not bothered to read profile...
Other is:-
“Have you more pics.?”
...and that’s cumming from those individuals who’ve no pics. on their own profile, asking me for more pics.  |
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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago
Lancaster |
"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "
'Im not here to sleep with the whole of Fab'...followed by about 3 million verifications. |
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""I get alot of messages so use your imagination"....if you had something decent written in your profile then maybe that would give us something to go on? "
Lol ain't it the truth. Or so.many don't's who.knows what they like ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground.
'Im not here to sleep with the whole of Fab'...followed by about 3 million verifications. "
Sex shaming |
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
It’s not entitlement, it’s to stop or reduce the amount of guys who don’t meet the criteria clearly stated in the profile from thinking they’ll be the exception! "
I was referring to men which is who I'm more likely to meet given my preferences. My comment still stands. Haha |
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line. "
It's not about not having standards, but this on its own is a blanket statement. It doesn't actually give anyone a clue as to what the account holder is after. There's loads of profiles on here with this statement and then with very little in the way of what their preferences are with regards to likes/dislikes/ages etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.
It's not about not having standards, but this on its own is a blanket statement. It doesn't actually give anyone a clue as to what the account holder is after. There's loads of profiles on here with this statement and then with very little in the way of what their preferences are with regards to likes/dislikes/ages etc. "
So ignore those profiles... |
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"People mentioning cake on the forum
Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”
This x
Normally the cliquey forumites that put this..."
It’s literally in the rules to not purposely kill off threads with none sense, yet the cake crew do it whenever there’s something they don’t like and no mods seem to care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm new to the forum but it seems there's an anti-clique clique
It's meant to be a bit of fun surely.... perhaps that's when the cake comes out, to lighten the humour.
No cake or popcorn shaming. Love all kinds of cake myself but do tend to avoid popcorn, awful for teeth |
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Will fill in later (lazy)
Don’t want to sleep with the whole site (cliche)
Can I ask you a question (no you can’t)
I know I’m not your type but (why you messaging then?)
Heavy cummer (turns my stomach)
What you looking for (read my bio)
Are you free today (No)
How much (I’m not a prostitute)
I’m staying at the local travelodge (oh the luxury)
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"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?
Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'
The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "
Oh crumbs!
I have “I am what I am “ on my profile!
I get frustrated with “what are you wearing?”
And any opening message which assumes I will have sex with a guy purely because he is prepared to turn up.
Such as..
“ I can be at yours and dump my cum up you this afternoon” |
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"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.
I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.
It's not about not having standards, but this on its own is a blanket statement. It doesn't actually give anyone a clue as to what the account holder is after. There's loads of profiles on here with this statement and then with very little in the way of what their preferences are with regards to likes/dislikes/ages etc.
So ignore those profiles..."
You could say that about every single other profile on this feed that has mentioned something that makes them roll their eyes so tell all of them that as well. Haha.
*rolls eyes* |
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Genuine. The amount of messages we get that say they are genuine; 4 or 5 times, is ridiculous.
I'm a genuine guy looking for genuine females (another one) or couples, to have genuine fun times with. So come chat with a friendly genuine nice guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes "
Yep, salty statuses are a red flag for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes
Yep, salty statuses are a red flag for sure"
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