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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what can I say, Only one of mine starts with what can I say, and that was tongue in cheek.
I have noticed quite a few that do start that way though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a good cliché, gotta get them all in the one veri.
All the way from "you don't want to miss this one" through to "this person is what fab is about".
Had a few "sucks like a Dyson" myself but that's because they ended up in hospital   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate. "
Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate.
Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification"
It's like those trip advisors where they show pics of the food as well. Want to know all the details of how the Cantonese beef tasted.
Fab would be in turmoil of we could attach pics to veris. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate.
Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification
It's like those trip advisors where they show pics of the food as well. Want to know all the details of how the Cantonese beef tasted.
Fab would be in turmoil of we could attach pics to veris."
That would be amazing and horrendous at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.
I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.
I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.
I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.
I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.
I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.
I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong. "
I actually haven't written many. I'd only hope to give a genuine impression of what a fellow fabber might expect if they were to make a connection.
Which is their personality as much as their ability to knock my socks off, melt my brain with orgasms or general hotness  |
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"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.
I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.
I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.
I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong. "
I’d never thought of it in terms of expressing excitement. I probably look at it differently now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.
I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.
I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.
I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong.
I actually haven't written many. I'd only hope to give a genuine impression of what a fellow fabber might expect if they were to make a connection.
Which is their personality as much as their ability to knock my socks off, melt my brain with orgasms or general hotness "
Absolutely, though not everyone is good with words or expressing and may choose to leave verifications.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're on a recce for someone who you might respond to and you see a super enthusiastic Veri that has none returned....
Obviously it might be hidden for lots of reasons but I sometimes wonder if it means the enjoyment wasn't quite shared.... Tbh it makes me wary of the poster, how much is genuine and how much is exaggerated for clicks
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.
I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.
I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.
I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong.
I’d never thought of it in terms of expressing excitement. I probably look at it differently now. "
I get a little excited writing mine ngl
Some take longer than others when Flashbacks derail me....  |
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"If you're on a recce for someone who you might respond to and you see a super enthusiastic Veri that has none returned....
Obviously it might be hidden for lots of reasons but I sometimes wonder if it means the enjoyment wasn't quite shared.... Tbh it makes me wary of the poster, how much is genuine and how much is exaggerated for clicks
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A bit like First Dates where it’s not reciprocated by the person speaking second  |
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"Fab should offer, badges/achievements.
"Well she's got her sucks like a pro badge"
"Will give them the, not to be missed badge"
They have got the "another time" badge so what do we do?"
What about a clock badge and a ghostbusters one? |
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There's only so many ways to write "we had sex and it was nice"
After a meet, once I'm dressed and ready to leave I do get a kick out of saying "don't forget to leave a review!" With a wink. I think it's funny after they've been fucking you for 2 hours. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’ "
 so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’
so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much "
Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’
so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much
Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.
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Where is my cup of tea then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’
so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much
Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.
Where is my cup of tea then ? "
Wait ?! What did I just imply ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Star system like online shopping:
Boobs: ***
Ass: ****
Sucks: *****
Takes it like a champ: *****
Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells 
Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’
so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much
Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.
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Hey!! Nobody told ME!!!
I've been cheated  |
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"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.
…Treat her with respect guys.’
so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much
Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.
Where is my cup of tea then ? "
As a true gentleman, I always like to make the lady a nice cup of tea prior to her oral attention upon me; she is then able to wash down my rancid man sludge and will hopefully not complain too much about the taste of the vile load…. |
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"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month "
Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month
Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet …"
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"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month
Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet …
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Like in macds! Employee of the month! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.
If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.
Actually that would be quite nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what can I say about this one? He can tongue fuck my asshole for hours on end! He's a real one ladies, don't pass him by and treat him with respect when he tongue fucks your internal chocolate walls. |
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"He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.
If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.
Actually that would be quite nice. "
Careful, might use it as a hose instead of turning the gas hob off lol  |
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"Well what can I say about this one? He can tongue fuck my asshole for hours on end! He's a real one ladies, don't pass him by and treat him with respect when he tongue fucks your internal chocolate walls."
Only if there was a gogglebox for these meets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well what can I say about this one? He can tongue fuck my asshole for hours on end! He's a real one ladies, don't pass him by and treat him with respect when he tongue fucks your internal chocolate walls."
You took that directly from our profile, didn't you?  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them
Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test  "
I should say that I used to |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Bedford (Just visiting) |
"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them
Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test
I should say that I used to "
Hmmmm, if you say so
Either way we are proud to display your veri so it doesn't really matter does it |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them
Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test
I should say that I used to
Hmmmm, if you say so
Either way we are proud to display your veri so it doesn't really matter does it "
I’m glad that you do! I was proud to give it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.
If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.
Actually that would be quite nice. "
Hands free? |
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"Star system like online shopping:
Boobs: ***
Ass: ****
Sucks: *****
Takes it like a champ: *****
Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells
Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month "
Maybe frequent flyer miles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself...
That's just selfish.
I didn't write it...
Ah, you're one of those that just copy and paste eh! "
Yeah I've written soooo many |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucks like a pro
A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter?
A prostitute?
Always a highly sought after Veri "
Could suck a golf ball down a garden hose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star system like online shopping:
Boobs: ***
Ass: ****
Sucks: *****
Takes it like a champ: *****
Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells
Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month
Maybe frequent flyer miles?"
Cash them in for free event tickets or free site supporter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”
I’ve never had one of those 
It's a good thing, believe me "
Haha. Someone wrote one like that about me … |
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"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”
I’ve never had one of those
It's a good thing, believe me
Haha. Someone wrote one like that about me … "
You prob left them lost for words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next veri we write will simply say "exists", and that will be it "
I met a couple who's very was purely "met in person". Turned out it said a lot about them haha |
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