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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi babycakes
I see you like seal clubbing too. Fancy handling my club? I've attached a close up image of it for you to fap over.
Message me back if you fancy straddling my pork sword
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"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”
Few face pins included
Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part "
Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?  |
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"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”
Few face pins included
Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part
Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone? "
Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message |
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"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”
Few face pins included
Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part
Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?
Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message "
Fair do's. If it's working for you, more power to your elbow |
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I'm a little swinger,
Tall and slim, (body picture attached)
Here is my tongue (face pic attached)
Here is my thing (cock pic attached)
When I get all horny,
See me grin,
Lay me down and stuff me in!
I'm a very special swinger,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)
I can turn my cock into a piping bag,
Suck me off and try not to gag.
Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome) |
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"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”
Few face pins included
Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part
Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?
Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message "
Can I ask if this works for you? This would save me so much time typing personalised messages that just go unread or deleted! Of course it might also cost me time in trying to sculpt an appealing body... |
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Hello female human specimen, I am alien disguised as man from planet girth, would you like to try my probe and ingest some moondust?
I have attached a picture of my spaceship x69420.D so you know I am legit. |
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"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”
Few face pins included
Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part
Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?
Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message
Can I ask if this works for you? This would save me so much time typing personalised messages that just go unread or deleted! Of course it might also cost me time in trying to sculpt an appealing body..."
It’s an effort / time thing for me
It probably would work better trying to make every message funny and charming
But when 80% go unopened I just found it wasn’t worth it
If they fancy you they’ll reply most of the time then you can start showcasing your personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with "hi"?"
Everything here apparently although I've never walked up to someone not said high told them all my sexual intentions etc and had any luck but apparently on fab that should be the opening message all about your likes dislikes in a polite manner very hard to get a decent opener imo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is my penis (insert penis pic)"
Excuse me
Penis pic over toilet or remote control why sky remote though or can of beer
FAF normally goes down well as well as if the women doesn’t answer
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Good morrow fair maiden,
I trust you are well.
It would be my honour to make your acquaintance and take you on a sojourn through the meadows of my home town.
I look forward to receiving your missive m'lady.
Ciao.
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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm a little swinger,
Tall and slim, (body picture attached)
Here is my tongue (face pic attached)
Here is my thing (cock pic attached)
When I get all horny,
See me grin,
Lay me down and stuff me in!
I'm a very special swinger,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)
I can turn my cock into a piping bag,
Suck me off and try not to gag.
Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome) "
Not going to lie, the creativeness at least would warrant a response from us, even just for the laughs. |
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"I'm a little swinger,
Tall and slim, (body picture attached)
Here is my tongue (face pic attached)
Here is my thing (cock pic attached)
When I get all horny,
See me grin,
Lay me down and stuff me in!
I'm a very special swinger,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)
I can turn my cock into a piping bag,
Suck me off and try not to gag.
Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome) "
This would really make me laugh! |
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