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By *obbienormalguy OP Man over a year ago

oxford

Do women get turned on by the shape size of the end...or is it just a shape....???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can honestly say, a bellend alone, irrespective of shape/size, has never turned me on.

The owner of some bellends have turned me on, irrespective of how theirs are.

Some bellend owners are complete bellends themselves and make me want to sew myself up with a rusty nail.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can honestly say, a bellend alone, irrespective of shape/size, has never turned me on.

The owner of some bellends have turned me on, irrespective of how theirs are.

Some bellend owners are complete bellends themselves and make me want to sew myself up with a rusty nail.

Hope this helps. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm like goldilocks...I dont like them too big or too small, they have to be just right!

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm like goldilocks...I dont like them too big or too small, they have to be just right! "

We read different versions of that fairy tale as children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm like goldilocks...I dont like them too big or too small, they have to be just right!

We read different versions of that fairy tale as children

Aren't bellends in all versions?

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By *obbienormalguy OP Man over a year ago

oxford

Is red riding hood...lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Nigel farage is a large bellend i doubt ladies get turn on by him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nigel farage is a large bellend i doubt ladies get turn on by him

I love a good fap to the farage

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Do women get turned on by the shape size of the end...or is it just a shape....??? "

The 'end is nigh.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm like goldilocks...I dont like them too big or too small, they have to be just right!

We read different versions of that fairy tale as children

Aren't bellends in all versions?"

Not unless "bed" is an abbreviation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They love the way my helmet reflects the light from there tears looking at its pure beauty before they chow down

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nigel farage is a large bellend i doubt ladies get turn on by him

I love a good fap to the farage

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He does have a big head to be fair

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

By Jove! - it’s like something out of St. Paul’s Cathedral…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They love the way my helmet reflects the light from there tears looking at its pure beauty before they chow down "

You are like shakespeare

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Mine gets nice and shiny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a few but I won't name them

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Bell ends, dongers, boobys helmets…. I love em all!

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Bell ends, dongers, boobys helmets…. I love em all!"

Bobby’s helmet, that should read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m told I am I big bellend, does that work?

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

"Nigel farage is a large bellend i doubt ladies get turn on by him

But Boris is our Chief Bellend and he seems to do well

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By *JstarsoloWoman over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Lots of bell ends on fab, and not always in a good way. I honestly can't say I've ever examined them in great detail. It's not something that's keeps me awake at night pondering................

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By *rFunBoyMan over a year ago

Longridge

"Do women get turned on by the shape size of the end...or is it just a shape....??? "

Most my neighbours are bellends. Can't say they turn me on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They love the way my helmet reflects the light from there tears looking at its pure beauty before they chow down

You are like shakespeare"
happy to shake my spear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can honestly say, a bellend alone, irrespective of shape/size, has never turned me on.

The owner of some bellends have turned me on, irrespective of how theirs are.

Some bellend owners are complete bellends themselves and make me want to sew myself up with a rusty nail.

Hope this helps. "

I totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liberty bell

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By *aui.Man over a year ago

around here

Funnily enough. Not less than 5 minutes ago I saw a female profile who stipulated...

No large mushroom shaped bell ends.

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