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Welcome back Auntie 
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….? |
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Dear Auntie Wendi,
The Fab Forums are so interesting, I have spent longer soaking in my warm bath than I intended and I notice that parts of me have started to shrivel...some more than others (wink wink)
Can you suggest an effective remedy to help me un-shrivel?
Thanking you kindly  x |
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"Welcome back Auntie
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….? "
I know the answer to this.
No but sticking it up your bum will give you all kinds of health benefits  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"do i stay up or go to bed now?"
It's still very early but do what your body is telling you it's good to take some R&R every now and then.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Welcome back Auntie
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….? "
I would try another orifice, nostrils aren't good for celery
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Gin...with Schweppes or fever tree??"
It depends on your budget, I just use the supermarkets own brand mixers are mixers.
I actually prefer mine with soda water.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Does the woman at work who flirts with me actually like me or is she just bored?"
Could be both, some people are naturally flirtatious.
It's gotten me into a few misunderstandings and two marriage proposals.
Try chatting to her more get to know her on a personal level see how she ticks. You need to get into a woman's mind that's the key my dear.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Welcome back Auntie
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….?
I know the answer to this.
No but sticking it up your bum will give you all kinds of health benefits "
Thank you auntie Lorna,
I’m on it now. I mean, literally ON it  |
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" Hi Auntie Wendy.
Is it OK to have an entire Victoria sponge cake for dinner? "
Dear lornajo83
NO, don't be daft my dear.
Everyone needs to indulge in life. I buy the low calorie ice cream, as they are half the calories of one tub, I buy two different flavours that way I get twice the pleasure but same amount of calories.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Does the woman at work who flirts with me actually like me or is she just bored?
Could be both, some people are naturally flirtatious.
It's gotten me into a few misunderstandings and two marriage proposals.
Try chatting to her more get to know her on a personal level see how she ticks. You need to get into a woman's mind that's the key my dear.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Thanks Wendi,
I’ve known her for quite while now and I thought she was always a bit flirty with me but while I was married I ignored it, I split up a few months ago, and at first she seemed to be a bit weird around me/ignore me, but recently she’s started flirting a little bit again.
I really fancy her but it’s a small workplace and I don’t want to make things weird, any more advice would be appreciated! |
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"Welcome back Auntie
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….?
I would try another orifice, nostrils aren't good for celery
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Thank you Auntie, Lorna instructed me to stick it up my bum.
It is a most curious sensation….not altogether unpleasant in fact.
I have finally found my kink; today is indeed a most enlightening and happy day.
I’ll try to remember to wash the celery for when my guests arrive later…. |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
The Fab Forums are so interesting, I have spent longer soaking in my warm bath than I intended and I notice that parts of me have started to shrivel...some more than others (wink wink)
Can you suggest an effective remedy to help me un-shrivel?
Thanking you kindly x"
Oh when I comes to my baths I'm in for over an hour.
Nice bottle of wine or another alcohol beverage on my bath caddy.
Do what I do have the water as hot as you can withstand nice bath salts muscle soak.
Forms or a show, good face mask relax, when you get out and dry of.
Put a towel on the bed lye down some nice music canals, dry bursh all over and apply a good moisturiser with vitamins etc and lye there and chill apply it generously and just let it sink in, you and your skin will thank me for it in the morning.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Auntie W where have you been??"
No where just not been on here or the forums for a bit, took a fab time out.
Had a week off all social media, being on the phone was great, everyone should try it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Why is it that whenever I ring the wrong number it is never engaged ?"
You still ring people, is that a thing?
Always the way, it's the same as when you go to work and leave your phone at home. As soon as you get back to check it there's not one missed call or message. But when you're doing something or watching a movie everyone contacts you.
It's just one of those universal things.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Does the woman at work who flirts with me actually like me or is she just bored?
Could be both, some people are naturally flirtatious.
It's gotten me into a few misunderstandings and two marriage proposals.
Try chatting to her more get to know her on a personal level see how she ticks. You need to get into a woman's mind that's the key my dear.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks Wendi,
I’ve known her for quite while now and I thought she was always a bit flirty with me but while I was married I ignored it, I split up a few months ago, and at first she seemed to be a bit weird around me/ignore me, but recently she’s started flirting a little bit again.
I really fancy her but it’s a small workplace and I don’t want to make things weird, any more advice would be appreciated! "
They say never mix business woth pleasure, date a co worker etc, only you can decide if you'd like to ask her out and take things further.
I'll give you the best quote of your life my dear.
Never shit on your own doorstep.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Welcome back Auntie
So….I hate celery and won’t eat the stuff, no ma'am!
However, I would still like to derive its nutritional benefits.
Would sticking it up my nostrils bestow me it’s goodness? Or perhaps another orifice….?
I would try another orifice, nostrils aren't good for celery
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thank you Auntie, Lorna instructed me to stick it up my bum.
It is a most curious sensation….not altogether unpleasant in fact.
I have finally found my kink; today is indeed a most enlightening and happy day.
I’ll try to remember to wash the celery for when my guests arrive later…. "
I would bin it, all the nutrition will be gone. Plus no one likes warm soggy celery.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Can we arrange a meet  "
Again the fab universe has done its magic and prevails us with distance.
Looking for meets will be on Tuesday when I'll be taking over from Cilla and making fabbers connect with Wendi's Blind Date.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"I'll give you the best quote of your life my dear.
Never shit on your own doorstep.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
This was my first reaction, thanks Aunty Wendi |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
The Fab Forums are so interesting, I have spent longer soaking in my warm bath than I intended and I notice that parts of me have started to shrivel...some more than others (wink wink)
Can you suggest an effective remedy to help me un-shrivel?
Thanking you kindly x
Oh when I comes to my baths I'm in for over an hour.
Nice bottle of wine or another alcohol beverage on my bath caddy.
Do what I do have the water as hot as you can withstand nice bath salts muscle soak.
Forms or a show, good face mask relax, when you get out and dry of.
Put a towel on the bed lye down some nice music canals, dry bursh all over and apply a good moisturiser with vitamins etc and lye there and chill apply it generously and just let it sink in, you and your skin will thank me for it in the morning.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Candals not canals autocorrect 
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"I'll give you the best quote of your life my dear.
Never shit on your own doorstep.
Love Auntie Wendi x
This was my first reaction, thanks Aunty Wendi"
Great minds and all, well you've answered the question then.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Auntie W where have you been??
No where just not been on here or the forums for a bit, took a fab time out.
Had a week off all social media, being on the phone was great, everyone should try it.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Wait, what? Like actually talking to people?!  xx |
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"Auntie Wendi, when will pelvis transplants be possible?
Thank you  "
With the advance in modern medicine and technology theres been alot of treatment advance.
As for this procedure I couldn't give you a date.
Hopefully with alot of treatments sooner rather than later.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Auntie W where have you been??
No where just not been on here or the forums for a bit, took a fab time out.
Had a week off all social media, being on the phone was great, everyone should try it.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Wait, what? Like actually talking to people?! xx"
No fab, no social media. No Google, texting speaking etc.
She went of the grid didn't notice I'd be missed.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Auntie Wendi, when will pelvis transplants be possible?
Thank you
With the advance in modern medicine and technology theres been alot of treatment advance.
As for this procedure I couldn't give you a date.
Hopefully with alot of treatments sooner rather than later.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
I am considering commissioning an exoskeleton |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
The Fab Forums are so interesting, I have spent longer soaking in my warm bath than I intended and I notice that parts of me have started to shrivel...some more than others (wink wink)
Can you suggest an effective remedy to help me un-shrivel?
Thanking you kindly x
Oh when I comes to my baths I'm in for over an hour.
Nice bottle of wine or another alcohol beverage on my bath caddy.
Do what I do have the water as hot as you can withstand nice bath salts muscle soak.
Forms or a show, good face mask relax, when you get out and dry of.
Put a towel on the bed lye down some nice music canals, dry bursh all over and apply a good moisturiser with vitamins etc and lye there and chill apply it generously and just let it sink in, you and your skin will thank me for it in the morning.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Thanks Auntie Wendi, You give the best advice . I am without my man-friend this weekend, so I'm going to make sure I treat myself to lots of pampering and self-care .
Have a fabulous weekend AW x |
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