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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In real life?
Does it come naturally? Or are you like me and turn into a complete wombat?
On here, it's a breeze. If I see someone I like I can flirt. In real life, put me in front of a good looking guy, I'm embarrassed for myself.
This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
Today, I got wine delivered by a rather nice gentlemen. He asks for my date of birth, I tell him the date and month.
Both were met with a WTF face.
Thank god for online shenanigans is all I can say.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls"."
"Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
"Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this."
I just got a  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
"Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this.
I just got a "
He'll be kicking himself when he reads this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me not so much, very shy but wine helps! Mr however could charm the knickers off a nun, he is available for tips   x"
Isn't not even a shy thing, it's just I blurt out the stupid stuff in my head and it's not sexy. |
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By *_Mr.K_xMan
over a year ago
North Worcestershire |
One time, my band was playing a show and I noticed a girl I liked making eye contact with me so after the show I saw her by the bar and I asked her
"did you like what you saw?"
She replied with:- "I wasn't really watching the band.. just you"
Them I said:- "I apologise for being all hot and sweaty...there's only a couple of occasions where you'd see me like that"
She smiled and we exchanged numbers...
That was 16 years ago lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the absence of any credible online flirting capability I plan to liberally pepper my profile with magic dick attracting words.
Any suggestions? "
Full it full of sarcasm and basically tell them to fuck off.
Honestly, you get all the hot guys. |
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
"Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this.
I just got a "
I'd have found that very funny. I probably would have tripped over my tongue and responded with something stupid though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the absence of any credible online flirting capability I plan to liberally pepper my profile with magic dick attracting words.
Any suggestions?
Full it full of sarcasm and basically tell them to fuck off.
Honestly, you get all the hot guys. "
Great advice but what about online? |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good  "
OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you.
And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha,
Vickie xxx |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Yes, I flirt with everyone whether I'm attracted to them or not. Is a well honed skill designed to convince them to buy more drinks.
It's handy being the one that wives and girlfriends aren't worried about flirting with their fellas 
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant flirt for toffee. I just assume nobody would be interested so I talk to everybody in the same way."
This is me, and even worse here, all that time to think about it and I still spout garbage. As for your two examples op, I'd say they both had a serious lack of humour. |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"I can't flirt for shit, I turn into an even more socially awkward freak than usual.
Mrs"
Nothing wrong with a bit of freakiness, there's loads more things you can do with your mouth than just flirt, especially with those luscious lips of yours.
Vickie xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn’t dare flirt in this day and age and be shouted at for possible harassment.. can’t even smile at an attractive lady in the street these days…
Or maybe I just look dodgy and I am actually rubbish at flirting…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In real life?
Does it come naturally? Or are you like me and turn into a complete wombat?
On here, it's a breeze. If I see someone I like I can flirt. In real life, put me in front of a good looking guy, I'm embarrassed for myself.
This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
Today, I got wine delivered by a rather nice gentlemen. He asks for my date of birth, I tell him the date and month.
Both were met with a WTF face.
Thank god for online shenanigans is all I can say.
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Both would work on me, cause I'm a dick |
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my friend present. After she walked away, my friend said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because she has no taste.”they replied.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm fairly flirty, but don't always realise I am being flirted with if I'm preoccupied with something. Later I think.. hang on a minute, did she mean...? |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good
OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you.
And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha,
Vickie xxx"
Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx
I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains  and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good
OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you.
And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha,
Vickie xxx
Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx
I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx"
So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know,
Vickie xxx |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good
OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you.
And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha,
Vickie xxx
Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx
I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know,
Vickie xxx"
Option two sounds like the best option ... do I sense some flirting going on  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twice today with customers. I can wait for my manager to get a complaint about me. 
I just think there’s a certain person you just know you can get away with it. They’re welcoming and have a happy aura about them, and if they respond, that’s it, we’re laughing at each other and we pass through life a little happier.
Flirting comes easy with those that are open to friendly people. *just my opinion.
On here? I hardly flirt. |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good
OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you.
And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha,
Vickie xxx
Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx
I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know,
Vickie xxx
Option two sounds like the best option ... do I sense some flirting going on xx"
Maybe a little. Is it working? Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, I'm fairly clueless, I just got this mental block from bigging myself up, and then I turn shy. There are plenty of ladies I would like to flirt with, but I turn into a wall flower |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I didn't think I could flirt. I didn't see myself as flirty in the slightest, barely say anything slightly suggestive or flirt with anyone face to face... but I think I may be a bit flirty. I wouldn't say I'm good at it but I think I can flirt. Ish. Low bar yeah? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In real life?
Does it come naturally? Or are you like me and turn into a complete wombat?
On here, it's a breeze. If I see someone I like I can flirt. In real life, put me in front of a good looking guy, I'm embarrassed for myself.
This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls".
Today, I got wine delivered by a rather nice gentlemen. He asks for my date of birth, I tell him the date and month.
Both were met with a WTF face.
Thank god for online shenanigans is all I can say.
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Depends on the scenario. Can usually take off with flirting within the first few minutes of meeting someone but sometimes it's quick to realise there's no connection there then I just feel uncomfortable. Sometimes the girl is just too fucking hot and I look like a bumbling idiot! |
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If I define my flirting skills by the number of conquests they achieve, they would have to be rated below par.
Luckily, I am sufficiently enlightened to focus on process rather than outcome. As a consequence, I have concluded that I am a master of the many subtle arts of flirting such as clumsy double entendres, offensive observations and inappropriate propositions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It depends on if they get my sense of humour and like dirty jokes / innuendo, I met Rachel on a job the other day and we pretty much spent two days straight on flirting and bantz, was actually lots of fun.
Don't always hit it off like that with everyone though...
Had a chat on here that was nice flirting and banter for a while but she wanted to talk too dirty and I don't really do that with people I've never met in person so that fell off
So on my good days yes. On other days, I'm completely useless and can do nothing about it.
Swings and roundabouts... |
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Online and in RL if I know the person and I fancy them - no problem.
Talking to a random woman on a night out - no chance. I’ve never chatted a girl up ever!
I wouldn’t choose my clothes when d*unk and in the dark so why would I choose women that way
K |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"I’m much better in person than online. I like seeing their eyes and smile which you don’t get on here "
Exactly this… there’s so many signals to read in “real life”, clues everywhere… and especially when there’s a common interest in spreadsheets.. x |
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