I'd redecorate people's houses.
Some nice rainbows on the side of Tommeh Robinson's.
And I'd remove all the heating, power and running water from NO. 1o & 11.....
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Go to parlament drop the pants of all the leaders and create a mass orgy scene with em all fucking and shape laughs smiles and cheers on every MP in set poses then spend the day making a rude wallice and gromit style frame by frame video for when they wake making it a certainty for me to be announced as the new emperor of the uk