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You are now banned from the library

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

What would the reason be .

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Forgetting to return books I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would the reason be .

Being boring ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Masturbating in the true crime section?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Reading erotic literature and wriggling on the chair with no undies

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS over a year ago

sw. london

because i finished it

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Talking too much/too loudly

Always was the case

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ook?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Drawing willies and boobies in the margins

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Ordering fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Library near me is a known cruising spot on the upper level, so i guess itd be for a sexual act

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I used to be a librarian. Someone returned a book with a kipper as a bookmark.

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"Forgetting to return books I imagine"

This is why I’m not allowed in

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

For wanking over ginandtonic because she's got no undies on

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Another customer used to crawl under the tables balancing marshmallows on womens feet and worst of all everyday someone would poo in the urinal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For asking why the religion section isn’t a sub-section of fiction?

I’ll get my coat…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Playing ‘Bogies’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock was in the Guinness book of World records

They asked me to take it out the banned me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried to ride the librarians bun.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Speaking too loud

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

I called the Librarian a monkey.

(If you get that, you get that).

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Trying to steal... I love books but am a rubbish thief!

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