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Does anyone know what Granny Crumpet looks like? If any of you gentle folk know then I envy you. 
I always imagine Granny as ØZ (from the Wizard Of Oz), obscured and cloaked behind a makeshift cubicle, tirelessly pulling and pushing the Fab levers and multicoloured buttons and switches, AMPLIFYING her soft sweet, and yet formidable voice through a rusty megaphone.  |
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over a year ago
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.   "
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny. |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny."
Did the person you met have those things? |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny."
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you share a picture of your face now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will take a picture of you. |
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The only thing I do know about her is she wears thick brown/tan support tights and she likes em ripped open at the gusset for sex
Her carer is getting fed up of the reinforced gusset ones |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny.
Did the person you met have those things? "
They did. The mask is slipping. |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you share a picture of your face now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will take a picture of you. "
I best not be on the loo. |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny."
We only know that - at that time - she purported to have some hair, part of a face and an eye. Or had had her account hacked, like so many blokes here seem to have suffered likewise, hence being on their several thousandth profile. |
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny.
We only know that - at that time - she purported to have some hair, part of a face and an eye. Or had had her account hacked, like so many blokes here seem to have suffered likewise, hence being on their several thousandth profile. "
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"I remember 2 profile pics she had.
One with an eye and another with part face and hair.
Interesting. So we know she has hair, part of a face and at least one eye.
You can't hide forever, Granny.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you share a picture of your face now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will take a picture of you. "
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"I met Granny Crumpet once.
She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
This doesn't surprise me at all.
I'd like to meet Granny "
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They should do a televised "An Audience With..." for Granny.
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