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Would you rather a fuck or a cuddle tonight?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m on hand to give out cuddles to all.
If you fancy a fuck, you won’t get one out of me but there are plenty offering I’m sure.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
I do enjoy a good sofa snuggle, don't get enough of it though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs"
Oooooft. An offer I’m sure nobody can refuse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do enjoy a good sofa snuggle, don't get enough of it though"
I’d be your big spoon  |
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I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs
Oooooft. An offer I’m sure nobody can refuse "
as forest gump once said it happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm looking forward to a nice meal tonight before I think of anything of a physical nature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As always be on ones own
That’s how it will stay
So fuck all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucking cuddle me  "
BIG cuddle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after "
Hope it’s lovely cuddles! They’re the best. But I’m here if you need extra |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meh"
CUDDLES FOR YOU |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking forward to a nice meal tonight before I think of anything of a physical nature. "
If you need cuddles- you know where I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cuddles Cuddles Cuddles "
I’ve always got some for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Massage "
Will you be wanting a happy ending with that?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As always be on ones own
That’s how it will stay
So fuck all "
Big cuddles man that sucks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go from one to another. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
Cuddles are more intimate than fucking imo, so a nice cuddle |
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"I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after
Hope it’s lovely cuddles! They’re the best. But I’m here if you need extra "
I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that good sir but I’ll put you on speed dial incase I fail  |
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Can I have the cuddles after the fucking?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massage
Will you be wanting a happy ending with that? "
Not fussed about happy ending she just has to be certy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go from one to another."
Cuddle first |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
Good hot sweat fuck followed by sensual long cuddle.
I am a bit romantic today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cuddles are more intimate than fucking imo, so a nice cuddle "
Big cuddles for you both |
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Cuddles today please. And lots of them.
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By *nobyMan
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Not really an either/or with me, depends how things go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will this do
Fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d rather not be on nights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have the cuddles after the fucking? "
I can do that for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!"
Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!
Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?"
Floordrobe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good hot sweat fuck followed by sensual long cuddle.
I am a bit romantic today"
You are a romantic. Big hugs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cuddle definitely "
BIG SQUEEZE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Fuddle. I want it all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cuddles today please. And lots of them.
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Sending lots your way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will this do
Fuck off "
Ouch. Another cuddle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d rather not be on nights "
I hear that man. Sending you hugs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!"
Nell, that sounds wonderful. Hope you have some tonight and enjoy some virtual ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!
Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?
Floordrobe"
Relatable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spoon and a little bit of fun"
Big or little spoon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Fuddle. I want it all"
don’t be greedy!!! Have a cuddle |
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I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight |
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"I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight "
I’d love to be the cuddler.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!
Nell, that sounds wonderful. Hope you have some tonight and enjoy some virtual ones "
Just me on my lonesome until Friday. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
I'd love a cuddle.. Its been a long time! |
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I would take what I can get . Beggars can’t be choosers as they say . |
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Absolutely love cuddles with the right girl but carrying a hangover horn since yesterday so ladies, hit me up ASAP lol |
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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago
Kettering |
Would love a cuddle maybe we could have a naked cuddle |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
Id be happy with a hello , a fab , a wink or even an ooofft never mind a cuddle or a shag  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"I'd love a cuddle.. Its been a long time! "
I’ll cuddle you but only if I can be big spoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A f-cuddle |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'd like a fucking cuddle. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Snugglefuck.
Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Snugglefuck.
Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "
Maybe I should change my name to Snugglefuck...? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Snugglefuck.
Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after.
Maybe I should change my name to Snugglefuck...?"
Oh do it! That would be wonderful. You'd suit it a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cuddle would be nice x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Snoggles please. On and off all night long. |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
A cuddle please, but alas no one to cuddle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like a cuddlefuck. |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
looks like cuddles are tops,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d take either. And that’s not desperation talking either…*checks… nope.
I’m actually in that mood of just wanting to feel someone real. All ‘touchy feely’ if you know what I mean. Just to sit and chat, a cuddle at the end to say how wonderful it is to be around someone’s company, jumping on top of each other because the sexually charged air between us is too much to resist…
I’ll take a cuddle Steve. Man hug though, don’t grab my bum and inoromise not to snog ya’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm happy to sleep tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs"
That's just what I need tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a very large cuddle tonight nothing else |
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I'm all in for being left alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice cuddle Steve please |
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I'd rather start with a fuck, then have a nice cuddle after please
K x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cuddle please |
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I'll take a cuddle. Open to a back rub too. Mellow Monday. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love a tummy massage and a back rub. And a reminder to stop eating when I'm full  |
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"I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. "
I wouldn't expect anything less |
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Being greedy, I want and need both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need both in equal quantities ngl! |
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This. Hugely. Please?
"Snugglefuck.
Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Way I'm currently feeling,it would be a cuddle |
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Does the cuddle include neck kisses? If so, 100% the cuddle. |
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"Snugglefuck.
Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "
100% - ideal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cuddle
I thought I was a little hungover this morning, but it seems I'm just not feeling great |
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I could say cuddle….but I’d be lying. Fuck it is |
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"A cuddle
I thought I was a little hungover this morning, but it seems I'm just not feeling great "
sometimes you just don't want jiggling about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my... |
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my..."
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need both in equal quantities ngl! "
As you can see from my profile I can travel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.
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MUST BE NICE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it's a high quality cuddle tonight could it lead to a wake up fuck tomorrow? Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need both in equal quantities ngl!
As you can see from my profile I can travel.
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Travel this far? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need both in equal quantities ngl!
As you can see from my profile I can travel.
Travel this far? "
I’d travel to Wales. But I want a weekend out of you |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. "
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU "
You air me all the time. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time. "
High five?
*leaves you hanging |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging"
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.
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Show off |
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. "
I answered you |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while "
I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you? |
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Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. I answered you "
You did. I loved it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while
I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?"
I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. I wouldn't expect anything less here's the proof "
I’m still loving it. Thank you. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while
I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?
I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes. "
Dickhead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while
I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?
I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes.
Dickhead."
I think we just broke up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need both in equal quantities ngl!
As you can see from my profile I can travel.
Travel this far? "
Not sure if you were talking to me or Pickle? I’m definitely not travelling that far - the end of my road feels too far right now if I’m honest  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.
Omg Estella! IT’S YOU
You air me all the time.
High five?
*leaves you hanging
Self fives *
So…
It’s been a while
I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?
I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes.
Dickhead.
I think we just broke up. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure "
Send me your post code lol x |
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Neither I just want my bed I'm absolutely wrecked |
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"Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure "
sounds good to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know I said cuddles but I’ve had wine so we can fuck too but you have to get on top. Guys that includes you, I’m not a bottom. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Neither I just want my bed I'm absolutely wrecked "
Hope it’s a good night of rest my man |
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I could really do with a cuddle my arms hurting today iv got tennis elbow I wouldn’t mind but I don’t even play tennis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d like a nice spoon. "
I got you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could really do with a cuddle my arms hurting today iv got tennis elbow I wouldn’t mind but I don’t even play tennis "
Cuddles for you coming right up my Angel |
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A cuddle please. I've got a banging hangover and need to be a potato |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cuddle please. I've got a banging hangover and need to be a potato "
You are what you eat! I can make jackets? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
Can I just insult you verbally and eat food? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow"
Very niche! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food? "
Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I need both, but I’ll bookend a fuck with some cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can someone give FH a fuck. UNITED WON!!! |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food?
Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free
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All the food for you and me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food?
Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free
All the food for you and me. "
Ok. Insult me, baby girl. |
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche! "
I know my Ten Hag's, FH |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH "
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny.  |
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny. "
You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny.
You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o "
I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC |
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny.
You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o
I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC "
I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man
Stevie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny.
You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o
I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC
I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man
Stevie "
Call me that again and it’ll get hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone give FH a fuck. UNITED WON!!!"
It's alright, the sex wouldn't live up to how I'm feeling right now |
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"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.
Press from the front
Play out from the back
Be direct in possession
Oh my...
Go Ahead, Eagles
#ifyouknow,youknow
Very niche!
I know my Ten Hag's, FH
I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life
Punny.
You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o
I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC
I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man
Stevie
Call me that again and it’ll get hot"
I didn't quite hear you....
Stevie
Stevington
Stefan
Esteban
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely cuddle any day of the week |
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Why have one when you can have both xx |
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"Why have one when you can have both xx"
How was fuck or haven't you had it yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why have one when you can have both xx"
Precisely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cuddle for tonight please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill take a fuck please bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!
Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?
Floordrobe"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With you, OP?
Either  |
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I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry "
Now we're talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry
Now we're talking "
Can i get in on this? |
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"I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight "
Snap! What fun eh?
A good proper Welsh cwtch for me please |
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Is both not an option, we all love a fuck and a cuddle |
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I know 100% I am getting a fuck tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biscuits and crisps.
And wine.
I’ll go with those in no particular order either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id be happy to get the hello that iv craved for too long but wont ever get |
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I got mine last night so just a bacon roll would be fine |
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