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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jumping on a trend here I know
But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.
Mine would probably be Riddick |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Benjamin Button
I'd rather be butt fucked by a horny rhino than watch that steaming pile of shite ever again.
It would certainly be 166 minutes of sphincter wrecking pain, agony and carnage.
Hence I'd opt for the rhino instead.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.
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Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).
I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.
Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).
I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)"
I liked dark fury too, which connects pitch black to chronicles...it's an animation, but i thought it worked well. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.
Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).
I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)"
Same with Alien 3.
Awesome directors cut - shit cinema release.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.
Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).
I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)
Same with Alien 3.
Awesome directors cut - shit cinema release.
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Daredevil has a Directors Cut that improves the film. Includes a side plot that has him defend a wrongfully accused criminal played by Coolio. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.
What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?
Wait what??
50 shades started as a twilight fan fiction"
Words cannot describe both my disbelief and how it also makes perfect sense |
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"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.
What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?
Wait what??
50 shades started as a twilight fan fiction
Words cannot describe both my disbelief and how it also makes perfect sense"
Yup. My ex wasn't very nice to me, but she knew her pop culture |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hannibal, the red dragon one. The best bit was the body in the wheelchair burning down the hill. Had everyone in hysterics. "
Oh right!!,never seen any of those
Honestly thought you meant Hannibal Barca,spent minutes thinking why is there a wheelchair?
Has there ever actually been a Barca film? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Braveheart
Yeah, that is pretty bad"
Always remember it was supposed to be part of a trilogy 
I kinda want to see the third one how the skirt thier way around a “national hero” falling for the most obvious ambush to have ever ambushed |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Far & Away - Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman.
Two of the most shit(est), Irish accents I've ever heard in a film.
Not a fan of Cruise's acting abilities & this just hammers the nails in his acting coffin! I don't care if Ron Howard directed it & what it grossed.
You just can't polish a turd......
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I've seen some pretty awful films in my time
Clownado - (Yes, that is a Tornado combined with killer clowns)
Burlesque - Christina Aguilera should be ashamed of herself
VHS - Bag of wank horror film
None of these or any others I could mention are as bad as this utter abomination of a film:
Paranormal Prison
I still can't believe an entire team of people; actors, directors, script writers, producers and film crew created this... It's barely even a film. |
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"I've seen some pretty awful films in my time
Clownado - (Yes, that is a Tornado combined with killer clowns)
Burlesque - Christina Aguilera should be ashamed of herself
VHS - Bag of wank horror film
None of these or any others I could mention are as bad as this utter abomination of a film:
Paranormal Prison
I still can't believe an entire team of people; actors, directors, script writers, producers and film crew created this... It's barely even a film."
Ashamed to say I now have to seek out clownado. I loved killer klowns from outer space. So maybe I won't hate this one. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Battlefield Earth. "
Yep.
But then it's based on a book written by a religious loon (Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard) and was largely funded by another (Travolta). The plot sucks, the acting sucks and it should never have been released.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Battlefield Earth.
Yep.
But then it's based on a book written by a religious loon (Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard) and was largely funded by another (Travolta). The plot sucks, the acting sucks and it should never have been released.
A"
True, but, isn't it kinda fun to drop into the collective lunacy. Like, at no point did anyone question it, the collaborative cognitive dissonance is astounding haha. |
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"Jumping on a trend here I know
But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.
Mine would probably be Riddick"
Natural Born Killers!
I went to the cinema to watch it with my partner and the bit where it just stops in the middle left the auditorium muttering, then when it started up again, a guy sat along the tow from us just said, loudly enough so the whole cinema could hear it.. “ Oh shit, no, the here’s more!”
The whole cinema erupted into laughter
It is a truly awful film |
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"Jumping on a trend here I know
But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.
Mine would probably be Riddick"
mama mia |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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"Bird man
I started to watch that as I’m a fan of Micheal Keaton.
….I lasted about twenty minutes with my mouth rendered agape at the sheer pretentious of it all.
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I actually watched it all. Then reread all the film reviews to check that I had watched the same film. I am certain the film critics watched some other film |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think? "
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote |
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote"
Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote
Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success "
That still doesn't make it a good film. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote
Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success "
Asbestos was successful, for a while |
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote
Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success
Asbestos was successful, for a while "
very worried about you Dave you have a nice evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Birdemic absolutely terrible
Never seen that, but did endure Michael Keaton in Birdman- which was fucking appalling and unwatchable, yet won dozens of awards"
Yeah I always get this special letdown when I watch acclaimed movies and don't like them or they're mediocre,now I know there's quite a bit of a circlejerk when it comes to awards but still don't know what it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Braveheart
Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?
I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote
Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success
Asbestos was successful, for a while
very worried about you Dave you have a nice evening "
Fair play, kind of you, but I’ll be ok. Happy Fabbing, sincerely |
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"Snakes on a Plane was decent, however Snakes on a Train is not!
I'm sorry what?
There was a sequel?"
No seperate films. It would have been good though if the snakes escaped as the plane landed and caught a train! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything with Gerard Butler or Jenifer Lopez in it"
Summit about him ditching his wife and kid to go skiing in Greenland? Then the pilot died, and they may have considered eating him? But turned out they were within strolling distance of the town? And wtf there's a world wide crisis... But not in Greenland? And he started out as Scottish, but American half way through?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Movie 43
It is the absolute worst film ever concocted. I would rather sit through a Steven Segal movie than that turd.
Magic Mike
So i'm not it's target demographic, however I failed to see anything worth watching. A friend recently coerced me to sit through half an hour from the middle of the second movie I think, but I'm not sure. Rediculous premices to shodily cut scenes where nothing made sense and the inane dialogue was so woodenly read out that I would rather binge watch the entire back catalogue of Neighbours while spooning my own eyeballs out with a melon baller!
The friend then proceeded to whip out her phone and show me the rediculous amount of photos and videos she took while watching the live show. Oh no.  |
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