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Okay, I’ve decided there is something I want to obliterate from this world.
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.
However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.
Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.
Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world? |
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Mozzies are great pollinators of plants and are a food source for other creatures, from an ecological point of view the world would suffer without them.
I think getting rid of cars would probably be best. Obviously we maintain emergency and freight vehicles, but personal cars should be gone. |
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"Mozzies are great pollinators of plants and are a food source for other creatures, from an ecological point of view the world would suffer without them.
I think getting rid of cars would probably be best. Obviously we maintain emergency and freight vehicles, but personal cars should be gone. "
From my cold dead hands will my car be removed |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Wasps fucking wasps 
Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures
I dont care ..they are little nasty shits  
But they speak so highly of you "
Och ..everyone does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flys! The little bastards serve no purpose other than ruining my summer by diving into my drinks and on my dinner
The little c###s even bother me when I’m out running…………… absolutely effing hate them |
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"Another one: Nasal, arse and ear hair.
I mean seriously, why?! 
We should never meet...."
 I believe that there must be a quantum worm hole between and linking the Amazon Rainforest and my nostrils.
….well that’s what it looks like is growing out of them at least….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.
However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.
Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.
Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"
I thought you said you're in Rome, so speaking Spanish or English to them won't help you one iota  |
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"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.
However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.
Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.
Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"
I agree. Mosquitoes. Rome was bad but Venice was worse! I killed 35 with a ball of socks! |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This  "
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them "
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "
I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any weapons
But I want to keep my weapon 
Your exploding spuds....
Oh why did I tell everyone  "
Lol I did the same with veggie soup learnt now pan or fuck all microwave good for some things  |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?
I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do."
What about if the attacker is bigger etc. Would you not rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them "
I'm still waiting for the Simpsons Dome to appear one day |
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?
I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do.
What about if the attacker is bigger etc. Would you not rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "
If there's no option to run or your loved ones are being attacked and you're the only one who can save them, then yes I guess in those moments a weapon would be helpful. In that instance (in a world where all weapons have been destroyed) you would have to weaponize something else, such as tools, sporting equipment or just a really heavy book. Another issue with this though is if your attacker is bigger and stronger they're just as likely to remove the weapon from your hands and then use it against you.
You'll never be able to eradicate weapons on a personal level, humans will find a way. But if we decide that a weapon is something that has been created with the sole purpose of causing harm and taking life, then the only things to be removed would be guns, chemical weapons, and most explosives. |
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"Wasps fucking wasps
Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures
Did I see see you on the men in black film?"
I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren |
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"Flys! The little bastards serve no purpose other than ruining my summer by diving into my drinks and on my dinner
The little c###s even bother me when I’m out running…………… absolutely effing hate them "
flies help solve murders ..and recycle dead things |
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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago
Lancaster |
"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.
However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.
Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.
Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"
My line Manager. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "
It's amazing how many times this hasn't been an issue for me.
I live in a world full of weapons and I have never considered obtaining one to deal with a home invasion - or indeed anything else.
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What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?
It's amazing how many times this hasn't been an issue for me.
I live in a world full of weapons and I have never considered obtaining one to deal with a home invasion - or indeed anything else.
Mr"
Fair enough. Im sure a lot of people do though |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Wasps fucking wasps
Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures
Did I see see you on the men in black film?
I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren "
Hope you registered with central record.
Great response by the way. |
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"Wasps fucking wasps
Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures
Did I see see you on the men in black film?
I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren
Hope you registered with central record.
Great response by the way."
Thank you 
What's central record? |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Narcissistic leaders of many organisations who are charming superficially, but pisses the Dark Triad personality traits of:
Psychopathy,
Narcissism and
Machiavellianism.
These undesirable traits synergistically combine into a lethal cocktail.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "
Keep a jar of mozzies/wasps, throw at said burglars |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Any weapons
How should one defend oneself then?
Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.
This
Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.
But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them
What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?
Keep a jar of mozzies/wasps, throw at said burglars "
Now, let’s talk beyond the paradigm. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Did you remember to take your avon soft skin! Apparently it is fantastic at repelling mossies"
That’s the reason I don’t need to obliterate mosquitoes, my memory failed me
Odd question, what’s Avon in Spanish? |
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