So….A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’
The woman says, ‘Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’ |
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"Have sent a pet pic. Coyote, can't get past your filters. 
I have filters? This explains my lack of messages.
Give me 5 fingers in the anus .ooooo  "
I've not had enough wine for that |
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"So….A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’
The woman says, ‘Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’ "
Ha that's brilliant. Thanks  |
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"I have the best photos of some cows I made friends with yesterday. Would those help? I mean, who doesn't like cows?!"
Yessss, bonus points for tractors in the picture too  |
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"I have the best photos of some cows I made friends with yesterday. Would those help? I mean, who doesn't like cows?!
Yessss, bonus points for tractors in the picture too "
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