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Can strict vegans do BJ's and oral sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all. " you actually made me laugh & snort at "cock snot" it's the best I've heard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* If a vegan performs oral on a meat eater, they need to understand the makeup of their body, their cells, their bones, muscles, hair and pretty much everything are at least partly made from the animals they've consumed.
So, they are technically consuming animal products by proxy.
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* Disclaimer, I am a vegan and this is not a serious answer |
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"If I’ve had a vasectomy, does that make my ejaculate suitable for vegans?
It certainly makes it halal, as I didn’t look away during the procedure and saw the knife "
Did they put a mirror up or were you on cam - couldn't see bugger all when I had mine done except the 'you might feel a slight pull' felt like a kick in the bollocks |
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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago
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"Every sperm is sacred
Every spent is great,
If a sperm is wasted.
God gets quite irate "
Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every sperm is sacred
Every spent is great,
If a sperm is wasted.
God gets quite irate
Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me...."
Who doesn't love a bit of classic Monty Python My 80 year old granny had her coffin carried out to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"* If a vegan performs oral on a meat eater, they need to understand the makeup of their body, their cells, their bones, muscles, hair and pretty much everything are at least partly made from the animals they've consumed.
So, they are technically consuming animal products by proxy.
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* Disclaimer, I am a vegan and this is not a serious answer "
Technically what you say is true...
They would need to get the male to wear a condom so they don't get spunk in their mouths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically what you say is true...
They would need to get the male to wear a condom so they don't get spunk in their mouths. "
However, Latex condoms are not vegan -- (they're softened with casein) -- so they'd need to be the hypoallergenic type to be extra safe. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"One of the stupid things I have always wondered.... Does that class as eating meat?
What is the silliest question that you have unanswered?
Has there ever been a case where a woman is wrong ?? "
Not knowingly |
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"Every sperm is sacred
Every spent is great,
If a sperm is wasted.
God gets quite irate
Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me...."
I started a Monty Python thread a few months ago. Give it a search. |
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