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If you were to be bukkaked
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would wrap myself in cellophane and close my eyes and wear ear plugs. No see, no hear, no speak. In fact, I wouldn’t do it  "
I'm getting mixed messages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles  "
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake."
Splatoon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake.
Splatoon."
Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake.
Splatoon.
Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry."
Charlie's Peen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake.
Splatoon.
Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry.
Charlie's Peen"
I know where it's been. |
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I have those proper fancy lenses that Anthony Mackie wears when he was the Falcon, he doesn't use them now he got promoted to Captain so he gave them to me.
They can monitor the trajectory, speed and volume of each happybang!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have those proper fancy lenses that Anthony Mackie wears when he was the Falcon, he doesn't use them now he got promoted to Captain so he gave them to me.
They can monitor the trajectory, speed and volume of each happybang!
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Snazzy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably that box David Blaine sat in over the Thames.
With a blindfold.
And a good audio book.
And those little slip over socks you put on your shoes, for a hygienic exit. |
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises !
Omg! Baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy. 
I'm pretty much over the return of F&B now"
Haha. I only just noticed. I only pop on once a day now usually. That may change now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably that box David Blaine sat in over the Thames.
With a blindfold.
And a good audio book.
And those little slip over socks you put on your shoes, for a hygienic exit."
I don't think your heart is in being bukkaked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d like to be bukkaked on a sun bed wearing those little eye cup things.
Imagine the uv light it, I’d look like a Jackson Pollock.  "
Would you be wearing paper pants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I would.
I wouldn't want to as I love being splashed in jizz juice but my eyes go very red and sore so I can't take that risk with 30 men who might be carrying sexual diseases.
I'd make sure they were sexy goggles though so I woildn't put anyone off. |
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"Yes I would.
I wouldn't want to as I love being splashed in jizz juice but my eyes go very red and sore so I can't take that risk with 30 men who might be carrying sexual diseases.
I'd make sure they were sexy goggles though so I woildn't put anyone off. "
They are probably red because the sperm don't realise that's not an egg they are trying to impregnate....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I would.
I wouldn't want to as I love being splashed in jizz juice but my eyes go very red and sore so I can't take that risk with 30 men who might be carrying sexual diseases.
I'd make sure they were sexy goggles though so I woildn't put anyone off. "
Wear sexy sheer goggles for me. |
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake."
I wasn't probably clear enough but the defensive firing squad could be armed versus the bukkake squad who'd be going about their business. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles
I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake.
I wasn't probably clear enough but the defensive firing squad could be armed versus the bukkake squad who'd be going about their business. "
Sounds like Bukkake vs. Bukkake to me. |
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Having once accidently being bukkaked upon going through the wrong door in a club which only opened one way in... having to walk through that dark room trying to find a way out that by the time someone opened the door at the other side of the room and I got out, well, I was a hot mess... my black jeans would have raised Cruella De Villes interest in a 101 Dalmatians way...so depending where it was next time, perhaps a mini torch or keyring with light, some wet wipes, fully wipeable clothes and an astronauts helmet...I would prefer to see who Bukakes me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers... 
I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers."
I've uploaded a new pic to help you reach climax |
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"Having once accidently being bukkaked upon going through the wrong door in a club which only opened one way in... having to walk through that dark room trying to find a way out that by the time someone opened the door at the other side of the room and I got out, well, I was a hot mess... my black jeans would have raised Cruella De Villes interest in a 101 Dalmatians way...so depending where it was next time, perhaps a mini torch or keyring with light, some wet wipes, fully wipeable clothes and an astronauts helmet...I would prefer to see who Bukakes me... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers...
I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers.
I've uploaded a new pic to help you reach climax "
Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Having once accidently being bukkaked upon going through the wrong door in a club which only opened one way in... having to walk through that dark room trying to find a way out that by the time someone opened the door at the other side of the room and I got out, well, I was a hot mess... my black jeans would have raised Cruella De Villes interest in a 101 Dalmatians way...so depending where it was next time, perhaps a mini torch or keyring with light, some wet wipes, fully wipeable clothes and an astronauts helmet...I would prefer to see who Bukakes me... "
An accidental bukkake, how serendipitous. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd wear Darth Vaders helmet as it has breathing apparatus you can borrow mine"
I can imagine the contrast of white globules of spunk slowly rolling down the black space helmet. Only to leave horny trails, reflecting the light like a sex disco. |
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