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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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...the penis?
Do you even know? Do you understand the anatomy of it? Do you know about the blood circulation and the Corpora Cavernosa ? Do you even know what the Corpora Cavernosa is? Or the Corpus Spongiosum? 
Of course you don't...cause all you care about is the end result...all you care about is hard penis...HARD PENIS...  Especially you ladies!   |
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It is indeed most interesting studying the stages of an erection; if you look closely, it rises up to full mast in a series of little twinges.
In fact, I can almost hear a David Attenborough voice over commentary whenever I observe mine elevating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock… 
Soft is good sometimes.
Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........ 
A"
I’m not into that …
Why would I go to the loo with a hard on?….  |
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"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin "
I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…
Soft is good sometimes.
Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........
A"
No I haven't, because I don't have the requisite equipment. Please explain this to me.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…
Soft is good sometimes.
Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........
A
I’m not into that …
Why would I go to the loo with a hard on?…. "
Well....according to 'a friend' it's not uncommon to wake up after a late night bender, ending with a sizeable kebab covered in extra hot chilli sauce and coincidentally also have a raging hard on because whilst you had the major horn the night before your OH really wasn't in the mood for some d*unken twat to wallow about on top of her like a beached walrus, smelling of cider and kebab and then make the huge mistake of making a pint of coffee to try and sober up.........and of course as has been scientifically proven - coffee can create the urge to crap.
A
*TLDR - if you wake up with morning glory the day after consuming spicy food DONT, I repeat DONT make yourself a large coffee until you've lost the horn. |
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"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin
I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though "
Ah, but these sketches are of cross sections through penii and in biological drawing, you're supposed to draw fairly large and fill the paper. So, rough sketches of weirdly proportioned giant half penii |
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"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin
I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though
Ah, but these sketches are of cross sections through penii and in biological drawing, you're supposed to draw fairly large and fill the paper. So, rough sketches of weirdly proportioned giant half penii "
I'll have you know, my sketches were art! I included the veins and everything. Do your fancy sketches also have the jizz coming out the end? I think not! |
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"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin
I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though
Ah, but these sketches are of cross sections through penii and in biological drawing, you're supposed to draw fairly large and fill the paper. So, rough sketches of weirdly proportioned giant half penii
I'll have you know, my sketches were art! I included the veins and everything. Do your fancy sketches also have the jizz coming out the end? I think not! "
No jizz allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does yours get hard?
Why? Uhm...to make some people happy 
I could do with getting happy ...
With my penis?
Is it available?
I find it very HARD ( pun intended ) to say no to you  "
Then don't.  |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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"Why does yours get hard?
Why? Uhm...to make some people happy
I could do with getting happy ...
With my penis?
Is it available?
I find it very HARD ( pun intended ) to say no to you
Then don't. "
My fair lady, my penis is yours should you ever be in need of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does yours get hard?
Why? Uhm...to make some people happy
I could do with getting happy ...
With my penis?
Is it available?
I find it very HARD ( pun intended ) to say no to you
Then don't.
My fair lady, my penis is yours should you ever be in need of it "
Now I'm happy |
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"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin "
Where's the cock stopcock ..is there a shrader valve?  |
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"...the penis?
Do you even know? Do you understand the anatomy of it? Do you know about the blood circulation and the Corpora Cavernosa ? Do you even know what the Corpora Cavernosa is? Or the Corpus Spongiosum?
Of course you don't...cause all you care about is the end result...all you care about is hard penis...HARD PENIS... Especially you ladies! "
Yep, up to speed with penile physiology and how it works after having prostate issues. Do you know that 50% of the penis is inside the body? - so when guys on here are claiming 12 inches but only flop out 6 inches, they are technically correct!
The nerves responsible for erectile function are so fine they were only discovered recently. (I think it was about 40 years ago)
A common misconception is that the testes produce semen, they don't, they produce the sperm. The prostate produces seminal fluid and the seminal vesicles are glands that produce the fluids that will turn into semen. So if the prostate is removed, the male will not ejaculate but have dry orgasms and if the nerves are damaged, he can have orgasms without an erection.
It is important for the penile tissue to be kept healthy and flexible with a good blood supply, so men will have as many as 5 nocturnal erections each night. |
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