FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Tell a scandalous LIE about the person above..

Tell a scandalous LIE about the person above..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Enough of the “be nice” bobbins, tell the world a scandalous fact about the person above!

The only rules? It’s just a bit of good-natured fun, and tongue in cheek! Don’t go being nasty or upsetting anyone, it’s just meant to be a giggle! So PLAY NICELY! You’ve been told!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

He's really 47.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

He's really 47."

Is in the KGB!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

He's really 47.

Is in the KGB!"

Plays strip chess every saturday night

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

He's really 47.

Is in the KGB!

Plays strip chess every saturday night "

Strains his tea for guests through his crusty socks from under his bed

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

His best friend is a duck

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab

They arent even a real doctor

He's really 47.

Is in the KGB!

Plays strip chess every saturday night "

We meet weekly but he's too embarrassed to admit it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^ can find them sucking off sailors behind the bins at Aldi

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rying2niteMan over a year ago

Egremont

They were once fined for engaging in sexual activity with a sufolk punch lawnmower

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The person above (and this is moving fast!) has lewd sexual fantasies involving themselves, Boris Johnson and a prize winning marrow…..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The person above (and this is moving fast!) has lewd sexual fantasies involving themselves, Boris Johnson and a prize winning marrow….."

Person above enjoys wearing boxers in shops and returns the ones he was wearing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^ sniffs the seats in McDonalds

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

Person above farted in the club jacuzzi and followed through...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caught the clap from a toilet seat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…"

He’s not that dangerous. In fact he on the FBI’s most undangerous list

Marc

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told me in a private conversation that he doesn't like women because they've got "a bit chopsy" of late

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

^ Gave Rishi Sunak a 7 second hand job behind a Biffa Bin

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…"

Hes the most popular fluffer in porn right now, and also used to lick Barbara Cartland for hours, as he can breathe through his ears

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…

Hes the most popular fluffer in porn right now, and also used to lick Barbara Cartland for hours, as he can breathe through his ears "

It’s supposed to be a lie?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They've got Lord Lucan and Shergar locked in their dungeon

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He enjoys watching goat porn whilst feeling the hay between his ballsack.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Renowned for shagging a mole in a post box

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Renowned for dressing as a mole

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^ thinks Baby Shark is the bestest choon in the world .. ever!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *TK421-Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Renowned for shagging a mole in a post box"

Likes to have banana slices on a Hawaiian pizza after sex.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Inspired the original pizza box porn film

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

After a night of passion when the partner falls asleep he picks their nose and eats it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

"Renowned for shagging a mole in a post box

Likes to have banana slices on a Hawaiian pizza after sex. "

He ^^^ loves an Hawaiian clothes whilst doing the food shop

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack "

Supports Sunderland

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack "

In my cheerleading costume… hell yeah

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"After a night of passion when the partner falls asleep he picks their nose and eats it"

After a night of passion when the partner falls asleep he picks the partner’s nose and eats it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack "

Their not geordies ones a Mackem the others a monkey hanger

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Sniffs undies in the gym changing rooms

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Sniffs undies in the gym changing rooms"

She has been saving all her toenail clippings in a coffee jar for 6 years so far, it stays hidden under her bed.. occasionally she chews them and puts them back in the jar

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can only climax with a satsuma skin

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretends she loves Chinese food but in reality she’s just banging the delivery driver

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They work in a factory punching all the little holes in crumpets

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:31:51]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They use there penis to make polo mints

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan over a year ago

Harlow

Hoping Sunderland get to the prem & win at first attempt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Hates his body... hates it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets her gerbil nibble on her clit.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"They use there penis to make polo mints"

Pays to lick elderly mens armpits.. 75+ is his favorite

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Lets her gerbil nibble on her clit."

Gets soaking wet watching Japanese fart porn

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tells everybody that she hates marmite. But secretly loves licking it off a battered sausage ..and puts it in her bras!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *orneyloverMan over a year ago

Boston

She stole the cabbages from my allotment!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Started a Facebook group about the pesky swingers in their area

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers "

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Refuses to eat any home grown veg unless its been shoved up there before getting eaten

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere "

More pecs than sex...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Above smothers themselves in marmite as it increases their chances of being liked

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:44:55]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has an unusual number of toes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:45:37]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *axo25Man over a year ago

lightwater

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

Those nipple piercings aren’t by design but due to an horrendous kebab accident in 2004

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:44:55]"

She eats 3 Pritsticks a day

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oupleOfFilthyWeirdosCouple over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *axo25Man over a year ago

lightwater

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Those nipple piercings aren’t by design but due to an horrendous kebab accident in 2004

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:44:55]

She eats 3 Pritsticks a day"

Is jealous because the pritsticks were for his arse

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

She eats 3 Pritsticks a day"

All my pictures are stolen.

Gbat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon..."

Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon...

Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy"

Doesn't wait for the pigeon to shit but just eats the pigeon with the gherkins still inside

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers

She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere

That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh

Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon...

Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy

Doesn't wait for the pigeon to shit but just eats the pigeon with the gherkins still inside"

Has scrot rot

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Steals shoes from sleeping elderly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrote a kiss and tell story of a wild night with sooty and sweep

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly "

Its a great side hustle.. recession and all..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Wrote a kiss and tell story of a wild night with sooty and sweep"

Eats bannanas with the skin on..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ara wilcoxTV/TS over a year ago

Sunderland

"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly

Its a great side hustle.. recession and all..

Crisbrix….. pinched my knickers from the washing line …

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrote a kiss and tell story of a wild night with sooty and sweep

Eats bannanas with the skin on.."

Like there’s another way

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puts milk i first when making a cuppa

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had spiky hair and a deadly prick like a sexy hedgehog.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Thinks penises are hideous and will only go within 6 feet of one while armed with a super soaker and a toilet brush

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was once involved with an mp orgy scandal

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *heeky wiggles2020Man over a year ago

near the seaside

Using 20 year old pics and is actually 43 stone now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks doing doughnuts in Morrisons car park means going through a whole box of crispy cremes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly

Its a great side hustle.. recession and all..

Crisbrix….. pinched my knickers from the washing line …

Yes that was I, and I'd do it again in an instant! *runs off cackling*

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Thinks doing doughnuts in Morrisons car park means going through a whole box of crispy cremes "

Has a thing for tentacles...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Dresses up as a mermaid everytime he takes a bath

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once pee'd in the swimming pool and liked it because it made her bits all warm

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

"Once pee'd in the swimming pool and liked it because it made her bits all warm"

Licks his pet cat clean so they get a bond

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ogladyWoman over a year ago

The bog

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 22:45:08]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *C79Man over a year ago

Caterham

"[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 22:45:08]"

The removed post above was the address of her location & an invitation to an open house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Eats with his feet only

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eats with his feet only"

Licks her pussy clean so they can bond

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Eats with his feet only

Licks her pussy clean so they can bond

Drinks 7 bottles of Henry weston Gets in arguments with postboxes

"What you lookin at ya fat red C***"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eats with his feet only

Licks her pussy clean so they can bond

He's hardly a fool

Oh, a lie you say? He is a fool.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ocket-RocketXCouple over a year ago

Merthyr

Cut their grass with scissors and hoover their drive x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cut their grass with scissors and hoover their drive x"

Got their nipples pierced cos they like being touched up at the airport metal detector.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Cut their grass with scissors and hoover their drive x"

She has a real rocket...sometimes she keeps it in her pocket

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keeps a jar of human skin under their bed...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ogladyWoman over a year ago

The bog

"Keeps a jar of human skin under their bed..."
they have me tied up under there bed .heeeeelllpp

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *obwhateverMan over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 23:29:26]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keeps a jar of human skin under their bed... they have me tied up under there bed .heeeeelllpp "

Hush now. You don't really want help...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hoping Sunderland get to the prem & win at first attempt "

That's not a lie I am actually a Sunderland fan!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Kicks puppies

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is actually a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat

His mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

Foolhardy fucked my wife. Left in mess and did not thank

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drove a Sinclair C5 from John O'Groates to Lands End on a single charge

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead. "

Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead.

Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle "

Director of Eldorado who believes in the product.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead.

Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle

Director of Eldorado who believes in the product."

Leaves origami animals at all of his meets.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead.

Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle

Director of Eldorado who believes in the product.

Leaves origami animals at all of his meets.

Once ran off from the icecream van without paying

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/22 00:20:17]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uckyNineMan over a year ago

prescot

Is the original cat fisher, actually a 89 year old sheep farmer who lives in hut on a hill in the outer Hebrides who has to condense all their cat fishery activities into one afternoon a week when they travel back into civilisation in the nearest town in order to quench their addiction to leisure centre vending machine chicken soup where they also mooch the free WiFi

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lucky nine

Been having crafty connect four games with Alex ferguson while wearing pink slippers

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not actually straight. Destroyed my bottom in a club one time.

P.S I came first

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Traveled across the county for a blind date, she was his sister… they now have 6 kids together

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His body hair grows at such a rate he has to go see his farmer mate for a shearing.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Traveled across the county for a blind date, she was his sister… they now have 6 kids together"

Don't think you understand the post mate.. It's supposed to be a scandalous lie??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not actually straight. Destroyed my bottom in a club one time.

P.S I came first"

Yes but it was close

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But it wasn't close when we did it... was it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But it wasn't close when we did it... was it

No but that was at Xmas and you insisted on sitting in the snow with your pants down

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was supposed to be ' tell a lie about the person above' we agreed never to mention that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puts his ballsack in the fridge and lets his gooch sweat drip on the ham.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions "

He is the Stig

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions

He is the Stig"

Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she's really an air force pilot

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bonked Nigella Lawson live on air while she had a roast in the oven

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonked Nigella Lawson live on air while she had a roast in the oven "

Ate Freddie Starrs hamster

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions

He is the Stig

Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres "

She can't decide who make her fanny get all moist the most, Boris or Trump

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions

He is the Stig

Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres

She can't decide who make her fanny get all moist the most, Boris or Trump"

Rick rolls themselves and still wears boot cut jeans

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself

I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself

I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting. "

Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself

I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting.

Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting."

He doesn’t have a head shaped like a pineapple

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself

I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting.

Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting.

He doesn’t have a head shaped like a pineapple "

His house is a shrine to his hero in life, mother Theresa.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart "

Is not actually from Wales but from Dudley and fakes his accent

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ll make you laughMan over a year ago

uttoxeter

He’s been shagging my 70 year old neighbour for months

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s been shagging my 70 year old neighbour for months

Listen mate she's a good shag and the inheritance is worth it!!

Has a secret camera set up in his 70 year old neighbours bathroom to watch her on the toilet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *TK421-Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart "

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Pays women to fasten his tie

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Pays women to fasten his tie "

Both love watching teletubbies while eating donuts in the nude

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Pays women to fasten his tie "

Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Pays women to fasten his tie

Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics"

Loves the mayo from burger king

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment

Pays women to fasten his tie

Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics

Loves the mayo from burger king "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment

Pays women to fasten his tie

Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics

Loves the mayo from burger king "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin

Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart

Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive

Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment

Pays women to fasten his tie

Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics

Loves the mayo from burger king "

Got his dadbod by eating out of the skips behind Morrisons.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They worked on filling the mystery Cadbury bars

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got caught looking up the kilt of the crankies

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hides his condoms in the toilet bowl and doesn't tell his women why it tastes like sewage.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once paid a midget to shit on their chest while they ate a bowl of custard

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hides his condoms in the toilet bowl and doesn't tell his women why it tastes like sewage."

Once shouted at the referee at a footy match and he saw that beautiful arse and changed his mind

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *flkfunseekerMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos"

Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *TK421-Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos

Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly

Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly.......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *flkfunseekerMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos

Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly

Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly......."

Hahahaha

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos

Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly

Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly.......

Hahahaha

Used to dress up as bungle from rainbow to masterbate

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos

Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly

Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly.......

Hahahaha

Used to dress up as bungle from rainbow to masterbate "

Blew on a didgeridoo and got his arse spanked with a wobble board

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *flkfunseekerMan over a year ago

Norwich

Once farted in a jar a sent it to his old headteacher

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holds the world record for eating coconuts in 24 hours

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny’s bf

Can be seen on Liverpool dock

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Held the pig for David Cameron

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Held the pig for David Cameron "

Was rumoured to be the understudy to ginger spice

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case".

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case"."

Considers naked leapfrog to be a legitimate sport

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case"."
got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked

Was wearing the mr blobby suit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked

Was wearing the mr blobby suit"

Drinks swarfega daiquiris

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a member of a Morris dancing troupe with his mum and her friends.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a member of a Morris dancing troupe with his mum and her friends. "

Won last year's tossing event at the Highland games

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked

Was wearing the mr blobby suit

Drinks swarfega daiquiris "

That’s actually not that outrageous, if you’d said brake cleaner and occasionally brake fluid you’d have been pretty accurate

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked

Was wearing the mr blobby suit

Drinks swarfega daiquiris

That’s actually not that outrageous, if you’d said brake cleaner and occasionally brake fluid you’d have been pretty accurate

Works on the rigs and swims home every night

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

He assassinated JFK.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He assassinated JFK."

Damm the cats out of the bag xxx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *onLicksMan over a year ago

Worthing

"He assassinated JFK."

_partharmony are actually at war most of the time...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told my daughter that Santa isn’t real. Fucking hell.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He assassinated JFK.

_partharmony are actually at war most of the time...

Has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a box under the stairs!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)