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Why is it so hard?
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"To get pussy round here? FFS "I see what you did there, niiice But yes, why is it so hard?? | |||
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"You are playing the game wrong "I threw in an extra ? Just for you | |||
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"Does your opening message to a lady consist of "your hot, lets fuck" and then followed up with an unsolicited cock pic? If so, I bet my left bollock to a barn dance that's your issue. Usually is the case with most blokes on here, but if not, eh, who knows "Really, you think that would be the problem...perhaps it's a sense of humour thing | |||
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Albino?"Grey? | |||
"Women are complicated creatures" Well if you stop referring to them as creatures, that might up your chances a little... | |||
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Albino?
Grey?"You fancy a bit of trouble eh??  | |||
"Because there are many more men than women, lots of competition do you have to stand above the others and women can be choosy. " You not too choosy then?? | |||
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Albino?
Grey?
You fancy a bit of trouble eh?? "Always  | |||
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"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about." I cant see how with a personality like yours | |||
"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about. I cant see how with a personality like yours "I have a very attractive penis and a lot of money | |||
"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about. I cant see how with a personality like yours
I have a very attractive penis and a lot of money "Touchè | |||
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"Are you using premium cat food or standard Whisks..?" Felix, he won't eat anything else | |||
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"Catnip , that will do the trick!" Wouldn't that make them sneeze when sucking you off? | |||
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"Women are complicated creatures " That's just a lie guys tell themselves | |||
"To get pussy round here? FFS Wimmin are so picky here. Boils my pee. " | |||
"Women are complicated creatures That's just a lie guys tell themselves " That’s just a lie women tell the men | |||
"Petrol price is too high, they won’t travel. " You think petrol is bad. Try diesel!  | |||
"Petrol price is too high, they won’t travel. You think petrol is bad. Try diesel! "I do. it’s killing me. | |||
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"Because you're not in the top tier of Fab men? They get all the pussy."  nailed it. | |||
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"You need to lure them in with Gin and jingle your balls " I’ll take note  | |||
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"You need to lure them in with Gin and jingle your balls I’ll take note "You’ll catch some with Gin but whiskey will get my attention | |||
"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16]" Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out….  | |||
"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16] Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out…. "My phone actually auto corrects with ‘kinky’.. hilarious | |||
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"I’ve been sending unsolicited dick pics (flaccid and held over my unflushed toilet to) out to every woman on site but STILL no blooming luck "Howling pmsl | |||
"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16] Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out….
My phone actually auto corrects with ‘kinky’.. hilarious "You’re a naughty little bugger!! Gonna have to keep my eye on you!  | |||
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