"I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"
I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.
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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
What is this pineapple-swinger thing?
"I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.
Mrs "
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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago
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"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?
I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on
your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.
Mrs "
Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger |
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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
But I had a shopping basket?
"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?
I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on
your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.
Mrs
Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger"
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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If none of the above appeal  …
Cut off the top and bottom, cut end to end twice so you have four sections. Cut the core out of each section then cut the skin off  "
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"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?
I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on
your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.
Mrs
Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger"
Is it the same for tinned pineapple?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"
Cut the top off, cut the bottom off, slice the skin off, then cut the flesh into chunks off the core. Eat the chunks lol. Or use in smoothies etc
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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Cut the top and bottom off
Cut the outside off
De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis
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… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just bought a fresh pineapple.
It’s on my kitchen work surface.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Turn it upside down ... guaranteed to get you a shag from here "
Beat me to it 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cut the top and bottom off
Cut the outside off
De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis
… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary?"
Why would you go to Asda if you was already home?
Go and watch the TV with your ready made holder for your pineapple rings  |
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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago
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"Cut the top and bottom off
Cut the outside off
De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis
Because my mobile won’t let me took at Fab until
I’m on my Wi-Fi at home, where I then learn about sticking pineapple rings on my cock at the supermarket! Come on, keep up.
… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary?
Why would you go to Asda if you was already home?
Go and watch the TV with your ready made holder for your pineapple rings "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have any cheese?
And cocktail sticks?
Then you could make a cheese and pineapple hedgehog! 
It's not a party without one...... 
A"
Oh we are coming to yours for a party if you do this hahaha
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