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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To get cock around here?

FFS

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Really? You're struggling with this?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Standards / preferences?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You can have some of the ones I keep getting offered if you like…

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By *i-ManMan over a year ago

Barton

"To get cock around here?

Surely not !!!!

FFS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Hahahaha

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice?

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By *orkcoastguyMan over a year ago

Bridlington.

You are struggling?.

what hope is there for us ordinary people....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not seeking cock so not sure. However there is plenty of cocktail bars nearby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because it's not November yet... 3 to 4 months you said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is point to show or send dick photos. I think that it will definitely will not be attractive to start an conversation

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I travel and love to find you if am do lucky xxxx

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there's hose-use bans??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice? "

I'm on it, I think I'm currently at about 72hours notice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because it's not November yet... 3 to 4 months you said

Dam, i forgot about this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Standards / preferences? "

Yeah I fall below a lot of those.

Thanks

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

The dick biologically or the task at hand Op?

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

You're looking in the wrong area

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Really? You're struggling with this?

I always struggle with this.

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By *otdave75Man over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Shit , thought I replied to this, then I thought I may have typed on my computer by accident before I realised it was a different thread. Almost messaged a work colleague about her engorged clit

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice?

I'm on it, I think I'm currently at about 72hours notice. "

No probs, I can always pimp Mr JAE out

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By *otdave75Man over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

It made sense to me…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice?

I'm on it, I think I'm currently at about 72hours notice.

No probs, I can always pimp Mr JAE out

Does he come with a beard?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There is a plethora of peni on here, me thinks you tell fibs

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Have you tried your local chicken farmer? I'm sure that he could provide you with all of the big cocks you would ever desire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Cock removed by poster at 15/08/22 15:00:56]"

Bit harsh, you could have just politely declined.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Cock removed by poster at 15/08/22 15:00:56]

Bit harsh, you could have just politely declined."

They tease then they take away.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"[Cock removed by poster at 15/08/22 15:00:56]

Bit harsh, you could have just politely declined."

It was removed due to a lack of demand caused by high amounts of competition

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Plenty of cock around here..probably too much

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Standards / preferences? "

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice?

I'm on it, I think I'm currently at about 72hours notice.

No probs, I can always pimp Mr JAE out

Does he come with a beard?"

Stubble at best but he won’t care if you haven’t shaved your legs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they dont go around roundabouts

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you done your pre meet prep? Can you drop your knickers at a moments notice?

I'm on it, I think I'm currently at about 72hours notice.

No probs, I can always pimp Mr JAE out

Does he come with a beard?

Stubble at best but he won’t care if you haven’t shaved your legs! "

My kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't believe it is difficult for you to get cock. It's probably more so your standard being met that is making it a difficult task.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here"

I'm open to substitutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have some of the ones I keep getting offered if you like…"

HAHAHAHA!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

regards Lorenzo

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

I'm open to substitutes "

Like online grocery shopping? If I turn up and I’m not what you wanted you send me back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

I'm open to substitutes

Like online grocery shopping? If I turn up and I’m not what you wanted you send me back? "

Oh that sounds rather awesome. Sometimes you get better than what you originally ordered.

Usually worse though...

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Not had enough rum.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

looking in the wrong place?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

I'm open to substitutes

Like online grocery shopping? If I turn up and I’m not what you wanted you send me back?

Oh that sounds rather awesome. Sometimes you get better than what you originally ordered.

Usually worse though..."

Deffo check the underside of the plums, that's where they go rotton first

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

I'm open to substitutes

Like online grocery shopping? If I turn up and I’m not what you wanted you send me back?

Oh that sounds rather awesome. Sometimes you get better than what you originally ordered.

Usually worse though..."

Always get them to bring a bottle of rum with them so you at least get something out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

...there is no Ryan Reynolds cock around here

I'm open to substitutes

Like online grocery shopping? If I turn up and I’m not what you wanted you send me back?

Oh that sounds rather awesome. Sometimes you get better than what you originally ordered.

Usually worse though...

Deffo check the underside of the plums, that's where they go rotton first

Or *rotten even, f**k you spellcheck

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Finding local *decent* cock around these parts is a challenge we've not given up on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock is something if you give it away

Give it away

Cock is something if you give it away

You end up having more

Eeeerm wait a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you shaved your legs recently?

Sometimes that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finding local *decent* cock around these parts is a challenge we've not given up on.

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock is something if you give it away

Give it away

Cock is something if you give it away

You end up having more

Eeeerm wait a minute

I like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you shaved your legs recently?

Sometimes that helps

FFS there's always something.

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Seriously lacking bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

I could respond in so many ways.

But, I'll just say thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll start…

‘It’s like rain on your wedding day’

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll start…

‘It’s like rain on your wedding day’ "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to start putting more effort into that first elusive message. Delete the pics of the men hanging out the back of you and nobody (except me) needs to see all those photos of your starfish.....how many angles do you really need?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

No. No matter how much you beg me the answer is still no! !!!! Oh ok then xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to start putting more effort into that first elusive message. Delete the pics of the men hanging out the back of you and nobody (except me) needs to see all those photos of your starfish.....how many angles do you really need?

About 50 I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just move to Guatemala already and have done with it. Enough rum and I’ll start to look like Ryan

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Try wearing a subtle shade of rouge on your cheeks. Cocks flock for rosey cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I find this hard to believe I get men messaging all the time offering, I always just reply I'm straight sorry bud/mate/etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it might be the lack of cock pics on your profile OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Too short to be honest.

6 foot minimum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just move to Guatemala already and have done with it. Enough rum and I’ll start to look like Ryan

If I'm going all that way you best include anal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think it might be the lack of cock pics on your profile OP

Friends only.

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Did you try messaging guys saying FAF?... apparently that's a winner

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"To get cock around here?

FFS

"
maybe no one can find the little town of "oh there you are" on google maps to see if you are close enough to meet,, no point in reading a profile of a lady with a stunning bottom if she lives 100 miles away,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just move to Guatemala already and have done with it. Enough rum and I’ll start to look like Ryan

If I'm going all that way you best include anal. "

I’ll even lube it up first. THAT, is how committed I am to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

I could respond in so many ways.

But, I'll just say thanks. "
ouch kick in the soft spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

maybe no one can find the little town of "oh there you are" on google maps to see if you are close enough to meet,, no point in reading a profile of a lady with a stunning bottom if she lives 100 miles away,,,

If a guy can't travel a 100miles I aren't waxing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just move to Guatemala already and have done with it. Enough rum and I’ll start to look like Ryan

If I'm going all that way you best include anal.

I’ll even lube it up first. THAT, is how committed I am to you. "

Strap on is packed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

No way! Did the opposite to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

No way! Did the opposite to me "

That sounded proper arse licky actually. But yeah, still worked

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By *ananaman41Man over a year ago

Dublin

The allergy to sarcasm on display in this thread that some folk suffer with is genuinely worrying

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By *onnycpl1983Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

Now if you had said finding a woman I'd totally agree as we can't find any but guys generally are easy to find. Its just finding the genuine ones that can be difficult at times. X

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By *ociable-NottmCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think it might be the lack of cock pics on your profile OP

Friends only. "

hahahaha can we be friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

No way! Did the opposite to me

That sounded proper arse licky actually. But yeah, still worked "

We talked about that, shower first.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"The allergy to sarcasm on display in this thread that some folk suffer with is genuinely worrying "

What he said, on a different note do you have that number for dial a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why it so hard to find willing sugar puff

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

No way! Did the opposite to me

That sounded proper arse licky actually. But yeah, still worked

We talked about that, shower first. "

Yes Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Awww

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now"

*Proclaimers

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By *ananaman41Man over a year ago

Dublin

"The allergy to sarcasm on display in this thread that some folk suffer with is genuinely worrying

What he said, on a different note do you have that number for dial a ride

Not for you chief. The hold time is already long enough without clogging it up more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now

*Proclaimers

Nah, Pretenders. It's 2000 miles but still stuck in the noggin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because I like your straight talking profile, I'll share my Mr's with you!

Plus I like knobheads

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Awww

I'm so vomit inducingly cute

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now"

That's quite the jump

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because I like your straight talking profile, I'll share my Mr's with you!

Plus I like knobheads

Oh he has tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Awww

I'm so vomit inducingly cute"

I won't disagree.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now

*Proclaimers

You got it. Is Bob's theme tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

That's not true.

If I'm worth a 500 mile trip each way...

Coyote Ugly's bum is worth at least 5000 miles

Got that fucking Pretenders song stuck in my head now

That's quite the jump"

I'm easily distracted

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because I like your straight talking profile, I'll share my Mr's with you!

Plus I like knobheads

Oh he has tattoos

He certainly does

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By *iredhandMan over a year ago

Manchester

Maybe it’s the self proclamation of disappointing men since 1996? Not sure what you’re doing (or not doing) to disappoint them as fab guys generally aren’t that easily disappointed.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"The allergy to sarcasm on display in this thread that some folk suffer with is genuinely worrying

What he said, on a different note do you have that number for dial a ride

Not for you chief. The hold time is already long enough without clogging it up more"

Disappointing thought this was a sharing community

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its easy, finding the appropriate time a day is the difficult part!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe it’s the self proclamation of disappointing men since 1996? Not sure what you’re doing (or not doing) to disappoint them as fab guys generally aren’t that easily disappointed.

I can't give away my secrets.

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By *ananaman41Man over a year ago

Dublin

"The allergy to sarcasm on display in this thread that some folk suffer with is genuinely worrying

What he said, on a different note do you have that number for dial a ride

Not for you chief. The hold time is already long enough without clogging it up more

Disappointing thought this was a sharing community "

That was your first mistake

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy"

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Bugger, I had two spare last month too after selling my chicken farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's "

Firstly I don't state anywhere I want someone 6ft and ripped, though those that are please feel free to message.

Secondly, I state I want someone funny. So on that note, I thank you for passing me by.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

She's just being honest and upfront... It's very fitting!

Not having much luck down south either... Limited options!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's my interpretation that the thread is supposed to be tongue in cheek, a parody of the innumerable similar threads started by others. I could be wrong, though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's "

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Firstly I don't state anywhere I want someone 6ft and ripped, though those that are please feel free to message.

Secondly, I state I want someone funny. So on that note, I thank you for passing me by. "

*Round of applause*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

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By *iredhandMan over a year ago

Manchester

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By *iredhandMan over a year ago

Manchester

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

But it does reduce your chances of meeting someone who can read and does have manners doesn’t it?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

Certainly wasn't assuming anything I'm sure you find something that you fancy the look of I don't doubt you'd message first

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By *iredhandMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Maybe it’s the self proclamation of disappointing men since 1996? Not sure what you’re doing (or not doing) to disappoint them as fab guys generally aren’t that easily disappointed.

I can't give away my secrets."

So that would suggest that they have a price…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

But it does reduce your chances of meeting someone who can read and does have manners doesn’t it?

Yes it does now obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've not asked for profile advice so I can't comment but have you considered how you come across. Remember your profile is your shop window and ....

Oh, hang on a minute,

Ummm....

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If you decided to take your chance on an old bloke - me, for instance - I'm afraid I'd have to disappoint you by saying "yes".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

Certainly wasn't assuming anything I'm sure you find something that you fancy the look of I don't doubt you'd message first"

Oh yes I’m still very much on the look out myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I know the feeling,I’m in the same area as you!

There’s plenty of offers but I find a lot of them have no manners and cannot read a profile properly

I think being hidden and blocking male contact probably not helping

That is a very recent thing due to the idiots that have been messaging recently,I’m not stupid

Certainly wasn't assuming anything I'm sure you find something that you fancy the look of I don't doubt you'd message first

Oh yes I’m still very much on the look out myself

Confidence is sexy ... I shall wait for my inbox to maybe ping in the future maybe. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've not asked for profile advice so I can't comment but have you considered how you come across. Remember your profile is your shop window and ....

Oh, hang on a minute,

Ummm....

Mr"

I have not sir no.

If a guy doesn't get my humour, he doesn't get me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about."

Still waiting on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've not asked for profile advice so I can't comment but have you considered how you come across. Remember your profile is your shop window and ....

Oh, hang on a minute,

Ummm....

I have not sir no.

If a guy doesn't get my humour, he doesn't get me.

You're hilarious, let's get it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

You got me excited.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

Barely disguinshable from a baby carrot and two petit pois but okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

You got me excited. "

^^^ she rubbed one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

Barely disguinshable from a baby carrot and two petit pois but okay

He sent you it!!

Well now I don't feel special.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

Barely disguinshable from a baby carrot and two petit pois but okay

He sent you it!!

Well now I don't feel special. "

Well you aren't really. Just an average Jolene

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Its easy to get cock..the problem starts when you care about who the cock is attached to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez. I thought just being a woman meant you get whatever offers you want. You must be proper awful op!!

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Jeez. I thought just being a woman meant you get whatever offers you want. You must be proper awful op!!

Suppose it depends on the offers though! There was one the other day in a supermarket for very cheap wine, didn't have to buy it to know I'd regret it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeez. I thought just being a woman meant you get whatever offers you want. You must be proper awful op!!

Suppose it depends on the offers though! There was one the other day in a supermarket for very cheap wine, didn't have to buy it to know I'd regret it! Lol "

I've found I normally get the ones I go after. Maybe being proactive is the answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone gonna be hanging out of ya tonight then?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read your bio and I am out of your age range which is fine so I correctly wouldn't even see you in my searches.again fine I have excluded women who don't want men over a certain age anyway.

So far so good. However your bio makes you sound rude and more than a little agressive and I think a lot of guys woukd read it and pass you by.

I now expect you will answer with a stream of insults, but take a step back and see it as constructive criticism.

So much to learn buddy

Nope nothing at all. Even if.i wasn't out of her age range and was 6ft ripped body and a penthouse inondon I woukd take one look at thT bio and think no thanks.

My personal view and its as as valid as anyone else's

Your first mistake is reading a profile. Just look at the arse and tits and send a dick pic like the rest of us

Works like a charm I reckon

100% success rate. I don’t get what everyone complains about.

Still waiting on mine

Sent

Barely disguinshable from a baby carrot and two petit pois but okay

He sent you it!!

Well now I don't feel special.

Well you aren't really. Just an average Jolene

Jolene Jolennnnnnnneee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy! "

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its easy to get cock..the problem starts when you care about who the cock is attached to

Ah this could be it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

Or some cream rubbed in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jeez. I thought just being a woman meant you get whatever offers you want. You must be proper awful op!!

Ssssshhh don't shout it out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is anyone gonna be hanging out of ya tonight then? "

Pic uploading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its easy to get cock..the problem starts when you care about who the cock is attached to

Usually it’s attached to a cock

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy! "

Amen to that sister!

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

"To get cock around here?

FFS

"
Really

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Oh yeah it's so hard... I've never even looked at a cock or touched one before. Such a cockin' shortage going on around these lady parts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is anyone gonna be hanging out of ya tonight then?

Pic uploading "

It worked?

Get in!

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because we all don't look like Ryan Reynolds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

Or some cream rubbed in

Prefer coconut oil.

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By *eyeYCouple over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"To get cock around here?

FFS

In which case we're all doomed!!! Happy to lend you D, short term loan of course...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yeah it's so hard... I've never even looked at a cock or touched one before. Such a cockin' shortage going on around these lady parts."

You're so lying

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By *eyeYCouple over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"To get cock around here?

FFS

Because we all don't look like Ryan Reynolds?

Feel D would challenge him! Maybe not the paycheck mind...

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"To get cock around here?

FFS

I don’t think it is hard for you ladies. it’s just a matter of shape. Possibly a gift wrapping service

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

Or some cream rubbed in

Prefer coconut oil.

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

Pubic dandruff is not a laughing matter

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Oh yeah it's so hard... I've never even looked at a cock or touched one before. Such a cockin' shortage going on around these lady parts.

You're so lying"

I'd never do such a thing. Is it a hard cock life for you as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

Amen to that sister!"

Or just not cocking interested.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Have you been showing pics of your hairy legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

If the cock is flaky, maybe it needs medical attention

Pubic dandruff is not a laughing matter

You tell em

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you been showing pics of your hairy legs?"

Dam it

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

Amen to that sister!

Or just not cocking interested."

That's 99% of the issue I have. They just don't want me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get cock around here?

FFS

No idea why, your profiles great! You seem like my kind of person, I'd be far from yours, and anyone elses, though!

Good luck in your search for a Reynolds substitute

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I wouldn’t say it’s hard to get cock, but the ones you want are always far away, flaky or busy!

Amen to that sister!

Or just not cocking interested.

That's 99% of the issue I have. They just don't want me

I don’t have a cock but I have a strap on and I want you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems beggers can be choosers

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Standards / preferences? "
This could be one and also patience is the key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Deadpool close enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love honey. 59percent off.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Love honey. 59percent off.

Wait, 59?!?! Whaaaattt!! *off to spend some dough*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no one within 50 miles of you. Whether that's by design...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love honey. 59percent off.

Wait, 59?!?! Whaaaattt!! *off to spend some dough*"

That extra 9 makes all the difference doesn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love honey. 59percent off.

I looked, it is actually 50% off

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Jeez. I thought just being a woman meant you get whatever offers you want. You must be proper awful op!!

Suppose it depends on the offers though! There was one the other day in a supermarket for very cheap wine, didn't have to buy it to know I'd regret it! Lol "

Great analogy

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