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By *olmaMan
over a year ago
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"Can you still get Lion bars? Haven't had a Lion bar in years!"
Yes definitely, but you gotta try the white chocolate lion bar...amazing.
Was gonna say "They're greeeeaaaatttt," but shit that's a tiger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke walks into the bar with a giraffe and orders a guineas and a scotch for the giraffe.
They both down the drinks, and he says same again....
Ten rounds later the giraffe necks his whiskey and collapses on the floor.
The guy slams down a pile of notes and makes to leave.
Barman shouts " oi you can't leave that lyin there" pointing at the giraffe.
It's a giraffe not a lion he replied closing the door.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Bloke walks into the bar with a giraffe and orders a guineas and a scotch for the giraffe.
They both down the drinks, and he says same again....
Ten rounds later the giraffe necks his whiskey and collapses on the floor.
The guy slams down a pile of notes and makes to leave.
Barman shouts " oi you can't leave that lyin there" pointing at the giraffe.
It's a giraffe not a lion he replied closing the door.
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Did you know that a lion’s roar can be heard up to five miles away? (and even further if it roars down a phone line….) 
