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I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid   "
I don't believe I've ever seen that one. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Definitely Gold.
Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again. 
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love "
But Rex
I thought you found love with me  |
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over a year ago
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace "
Don’t think it matters mate what type of membership you hold to many single guys on here end of and if your looking to just fuck then I wish you all the best, you could try a club though |
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one. "
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit?  |
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"Definitely Gold.
Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me "
Yes, but only on Thursdays |
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace
Don’t think it matters mate what type of membership you hold to many single guys on here end of and if your looking to just fuck then I wish you all the best, you could try a club though "
Thanks for having my back brother  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Definitely Gold.
Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays "
Thank fuck for that |
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"Definitely Gold.
Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays
Thank fuck for that "
I hope Thursday cums round quicker than I do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver 
Could you fit me in once a month? "
You only have silver it would have to be every other month... |
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month... "
Deal I’ll be round in October |
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Getting the private invite to the platinum membership club is fantastic- knee deep in hot muff whenever I want.
There’s only two rules in platinum club, but I can’t remember either of them at the moment |
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over a year ago
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "
That's me satisfied for the next year. |
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"Not found a successful membership here, other places yes but not here, I must be paying th wrong way
Have you tried PalPay?
I would have though PLAYPal would have been more successful  "
Oooo you might be onto something there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October "
Oh we are in Crete then...  |
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"Getting the private invite to the platinum membership club is fantastic- knee deep in hot muff whenever I want.
There’s only two rules in platinum club, but I can’t remember either of them at the moment "
^^ He said the P word |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Definitely Gold.
Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays
Thank fuck for that
I hope Thursday cums round quicker than I do "
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit?
That's me satisfied for the next year. "
Glad to of been of assistance |
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then... "
November it is then.
Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "
Very impressive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then...
November it is then.
Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then "
We admire your honesty... |
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"Membership of the Conservative Party means we all get well and truly fucked.
Other political parties and trade unions are available, the Conservative party chosen for comedic effect. "
I couldn’t, not even if it meant a lifetime of guaranteed sucks. I’d have to just go without  |
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then...
November it is then.
Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then
We admire your honesty... "
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? "
Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’ |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "
Quite a boing you have there!
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. "
Make videos of you wanking over videos...then someone else can make videos of them wanking over your videos of ypu wanking over someone else's videos.
Keep.the trend going and we can have infinite inception style wank videos and probably break fab  |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!?
Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’ "
But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........ |
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit?
Quite a boing you have there!
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"Oh that's what the membership is for!
I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops.
Make videos of you wanking over videos...then someone else can make videos of them wanking over your videos of ypu wanking over someone else's videos.
Keep.the trend going and we can have infinite inception style wank videos and probably break fab "
You’ve dreamt about this haven’t you? |
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!?
Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’
But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet*"
Best things come to those that wait |
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........"
Will only be something small that they slip up there? |
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over a year ago
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........
Will only be something small that they slip up there? "
How much do you want it Rex? That sounds like a question from someone who isn't committed enough to me  |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!?
Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’
But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet*
Best things come to those that wait "
Oh, I know! That's why I want them now!!  |
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........
Will only be something small that they slip up there?
How much do you want it Rex? That sounds like a question from someone who isn't committed enough to me "
I think I’ll become a monk then |
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"Well i say, i've just watched your boing video, i'm going to look at you in a whole new light now, phwoarrr
Don’t turn the light up too bright. I wouldn’t want to disappoint "
I had the spotlight on and it was still fine |
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over a year ago
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag.
How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive  "
Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine |
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"Well i say, i've just watched your boing video, i'm going to look at you in a whole new light now, phwoarrr
Don’t turn the light up too bright. I wouldn’t want to disappoint
I had the spotlight on and it was still fine"
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag.
How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive
Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine "
But dearer than a chippy tea |
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag.
How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive
Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine
But dearer than a chippy tea "
Not these days. |
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By *afksedMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Buy the most expensive membership you can to support the site.
That will guarantee you - I promise - a 100% chance of trying. I only do silver and have only been here two weeks, but I have absolutely every day had the opportunity to try and get a shag.
On the other hand, I’m having to rely on a lessor profile than yours and furthermore, I seem to lack your turn of phrase and ability to communicate your USP as a heavy cucumber.
When you get your shag can you please share your secret with the class?
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace "
Sky membership. Take a picture of your cock next to sky remote for proof |
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" Buy the most expensive membership you can to support the site.
That will guarantee you - I promise - a 100% chance of trying. I only do silver and have only been here two weeks, but I have absolutely every day had the opportunity to try and get a shag.
On the other hand, I’m having to rely on a lessor profile than yours and furthermore, I seem to lack your turn of phrase and ability to communicate your USP as a heavy cucumber.
When you get your shag can you please share your secret with the class?
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I seek the Holy Grail and shall educate others once I have the answer good Sir |
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace
Sky membership. Take a picture of your cock next to sky remote for proof "
What about a dodge fire stick? |
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success. 
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good "
No one has ingested my member for a while. |
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good
No one has ingested my member for a while. "
^^ OK, this guys not so good |
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good
No one has ingested my member for a while.
^^ OK, this guys not so good "
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace "
What this can cost money???? You just pop a pic of your boobs up n heyyy presto  |
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace "
Platinum |
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over a year ago
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Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie. |
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"Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie."
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I can't even think of a suitable response to this!  |
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"Don't worry about membership.
Just put a wig and a dress on, works a treat
What? And no knickers??? "
That depends on whether you are going for the extra large camel toe look or not |
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace
What this can cost money???? You just pop a pic of your boobs up n heyyy presto "
FAF? |
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis?
And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist?
Love and Peace
Platinum "
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"I have the Fab Platinum membershit. It's by invitation only and it's linked to my
Åmerican Sêxpress card™.
^^ he said the P word as well
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I know, cool huh?
Membership has its privileges. "
I must mention the P word on my profile, it seems to be the only way |
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"Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie."
Don’t use those sounding tubes again though |
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"Try the Lead package, it comes with a free pokey bum handjob and is quite reasonably priced!
I wouldn’t recommend the copper package… unless you like having green balls ?!?"
I don’t like the pokey bum part |
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"Don't worry about membership.
Just put a wig and a dress on, works a treat
What? And no knickers???
That depends on whether you are going for the extra large camel toe look or not "
That would be me cause I’m a hussy |
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"Send me 100 bitcoins and you can join my club enjoyed by African princes and Americans. "
Accidentally threw away all my bitcoin. But I will pay you to search the tip if I can join? |
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"Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie.
Don’t use those sounding tubes again though "
I'll use the steak knives instead. |
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