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Thread Killer: The Battle For Supremacy
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You know what to do good people; simply look at ‘threads you’ve recently posted on’ and tell me just how many you were the last person to post in, or in other words, how many you have utterly destroyed the conversational flow in.
You rotters you! 
Winner gets a half eaten Mcvities’ digestive which I inadvertently dropped into my dogs bowl…. |
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"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads 
that’s every thread I’ve ever done "
 It’s always a proud moment when one manages to kill one’s own thread dead in its tracks |
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"I’ll award extra bonus points for anyone who has managed to kill their own threads
that’s every thread I’ve ever done
It’s always a proud moment when one manages to kill one’s own thread dead in its tracks "
Often helps that my threads are absolute shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can only find one but I’m sure there’s more . I’m normally ignored in threads anyway, which is not a bad thing because I can say something controversial & get away with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty! "
Wait…. There was a thread with vagina pics and nobody thought to tell me?
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty! "
Ahhh but he might have been rendered temporarily speechless (and typeless) after beholding thy vaginal splendour.
Give them time to recompose their senses  |
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty! "
Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx |
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty!
Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx
And a kicked over trifle "
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty!
Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx
And a kicked over trifle "
Im nicking this!! |
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"I killed one this morning by saying “I hope he doesn’t vomit” after sending my vagina pic. Guess that was my answer
I thought she was quite pretty!
Very unlikely to vomit unless it looks like a cross between a buckled bicycle wheel and a badly packed kebab xxx
And a kicked over trifle
Im nicking this!! "
A melted welly |
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"I usually do very well at this.
Currently, I have decimated 5.
Saving you from this one ... and raising to 6 thread deaths  "
6 did you say?!?  I am pleased to announce that you are now the new leader in this epic quest for thread decimating superiority
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"I usually do very well at this.
Currently, I have decimated 5.
Saving you from this one ... and raising to 6 thread deaths
6 did you say?!? I am pleased to announce that you are now the new leader in this epic quest for thread decimating superiority
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Let me just have a recount before claiming my prize   |
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"9!
I am a thread killing god
Great Scott! 9 sir?!! I do hereby bestow upon you the illustrious title of, Threadkiller Supreme.
May all future threads tremble in fear at thy presence "
Yas! Emily will have to just suffer the defeat
I am Kenobi! Killer of threads |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"9!
I am a thread killing god
Great Scott! 9 sir?!! I do hereby bestow upon you the illustrious title of, Threadkiller Supreme.
May all future threads tremble in fear at thy presence
Yas! Emily will have to just suffer the defeat
I am Kenobi! Killer of threads "
#nottakingitlyingdown |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !"
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten? |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten? "
I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18 |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten?
I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18"
Your green arrow shows two… |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten?
I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18
Your green arrow shows two…"
Don’t understand? |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten?
I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18
Your green arrow shows two…"
Rumbled! I’m still king! |
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"A whopping 17 !!! I must stop posting terrible threads !
17 did you say good sir?!!!
By Jove and Christ on stilts!! - That is one hell of a mighty score!
You have just topped the list as Grandmaster Thread Annihilator.
Can 17 possibly be beaten?
I’m the undisputed champion! Just crown me now so I can kill this thread and make it 18
Your green arrow shows two…
Don’t understand?"
Thread killing is usually counted on threads countable when the green arrow is pressed.. your count is two |
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"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol"
Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself
We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction |
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"Just one... and it was my own thread!
Do I win??"
It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.
Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated…. |
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"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol
Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself
We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction "
I’m down to 3 now  someone trying to steal the thunder |
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"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol
Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself
We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction
I’m down to 3 now someone trying to steal the thunder "
The title is sadly always a fleeting one but take heart, for 9 threads killed is a score that shall be remembered and sung of in proud songs for years to come |
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"My bad !! I read it wrong I concede defeat graciously ! Lol
Fear not good sir - two is an admirable figure; I’m presently occupying said accolade myself
We must up our game to reach the master level of General Kenobi - Lord Of Thread Destruction
I’m down to 3 now someone trying to steal the thunder
The title is sadly always a fleeting one but take heart, for 9 threads killed is a score that shall be remembered and sung of in proud songs for years to come "
Light the beacons alert the towns folk!! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Beware the Killer Queen is here… we’re all doomed.:.
Everyone loves a trier... right?!
I prefer a doer
What about both blended into one 
Won’t that just make a mess "
What is life, if not a mess...  |
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"Is it recently or in total overall?
Is it current account or to include previous ones?
Need rules "
Just the recent ones - I’d surely be in with a shot at the grand title if we’re talking since joining |
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"Is it recently or in total overall?
Is it current account or to include previous ones?
Need rules
Rules?... they are only meant for breaking "
I'll remember that next time I get pulled over "officer, rules are meant for breaking" |
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"You know what to do good people; simply look at ‘threads you’ve recently posted on’ and tell me just how many you were the last person to post in, or in other words, how many you have utterly destroyed the conversational flow in.
You rotters you!
Winner gets a half eaten Mcvities’ digestive which I inadvertently dropped into my dogs bowl…."
Two currently |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it recently or in total overall?
Is it current account or to include previous ones?
Need rules
Rules?... they are only meant for breaking
I'll remember that next time I get pulled over "officer, rules are meant for breaking" "
Report back on that |
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"Just one at the moment.  I did so much better over the last few days.
Must try harder.
Only a C Grade..?! "
I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Just one at the moment. I did so much better over the last few days.
Must try harder.
Only a C Grade..?!
I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to? "
The lurkers win hands down on that front |
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"Just one... and it was my own thread!
Do I win??
It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.
Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated…. "
Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected
However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread |
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"Just one... and it was my own thread!
Do I win??
It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.
Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….
Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected
However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread "
See…. Zombie threads are real!!!! |
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"Just one... and it was my own thread!
Do I win??
It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.
Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….
Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected
However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just one... and it was my own thread!
Do I win??
It is indeed a true art to kill one’s own thread in its tracks and certainly worthy of a separate accolade.
Perhaps we should award two points for such occasions? It could get very complicated….
Ah man!!! There's goes my two points. My dead thread was just resurrected
However, I'm currently holding the knife after killing the fish finger sandwich thread "
Is that the one where they're a metaphor for women you settle for? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...
And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years "
Maybe start a petition emoji thread |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...
And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years
Maybe start a petition emoji thread "
Great save on the earlier post, I was giving myself a medal for the tumble  |
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By *mily36CWoman
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"We need a zombie (zombie) emoji...
And an erect penis one; complete with hanging balls and possibly some ejaculate flying out the top; I’ve been urging for this for years
Maybe start a petition emoji thread
Great save on the earlier post, I was giving myself a medal for the tumble "
We're allowed to award ourselves medals..?!
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"Only the one at the moment...who would think peppa pig could be so toxic ?"
From an artistic perspective, Peppa Pig always freaks me out somewhat; it’s the fact that whenever they turn their heads, BOTH of their eyes flip over onto one side of their snouts(!!!)
What the hell?! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji
And a Naked Mole Rat one to (which could double as a penis emoji as mentioned earlier) "
Can't we just use the standard aubergine (aubergine) emoji ... |
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"(Pig) noooo... we need a pig emoji
And a Naked Mole Rat one to (which could double as a penis emoji as mentioned earlier)
Can't we just use the standard aubergine (aubergine) emoji ... "
I’d like it if we could directly attach the emoji selection as are on our phones. There’s a prawn one (I think it’s a prawn at least) that looks exactly like an unhappy penis |
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"Just one at the moment. I did so much better over the last few days.
Must try harder.
Only a C Grade..?!
I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?
The lurkers win hands down on that front "
You had to reply didn’t you |
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By *mily36CWoman
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"Just one at the moment. I did so much better over the last few days.
Must try harder.
Only a C Grade..?!
I know. Do we get points for least posts replied to?
The lurkers win hands down on that front
You had to reply didn’t you "
You know us women ... always having to have the last word |
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