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If Scotty in Star Trek was from Scotland...

By *etwifeandhim69 OP Couple over a year ago

Darlington

How come Geordi in Next Gen wasn't from Newcastle?

By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Because Geordi was his first name, while Scotty’s wasn’t

By *etwifeandhim69 OP Couple over a year ago

Darlington

And here I was all lined up for a "Greggs, sausage roll, hot" joke....

By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Because Geordi was his first name, while Scotty’s wasn’t

Montgomery Scott

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wasn’t proper Scottish. If he was he’d have said “Aye, I’ll beam ya up ya wee baw bag”

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That would have been awesome if Geordi suddenly broke out with, ‘Howay man! We ‘ave a new fooking problem with the fooking warp core!’

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How come Geordi in Next Gen wasn't from Newcastle? "

From da Forge.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He wasn’t proper Scottish. If he was he’d have said “Aye, I’ll beam ya up ya wee baw bag”"

To be factually correct, he’d have said “Aye, I’ll fuckin’ beam ya the fuck up ya fuckin wee baw bag”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He wasn’t proper Scottish. If he was he’d have said “Aye, I’ll beam ya up ya wee baw bag”

To be factually correct, he’d have said “Aye, I’ll fuckin’ beam ya the fuck up ya fuckin wee baw bag”

“Spock can get tae fuck”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He wasn’t proper Scottish. If he was he’d have said “Aye, I’ll beam ya up ya wee baw bag”

To be factually correct, he’d have said “Aye, I’ll fuckin’ beam ya the fuck up ya fuckin wee baw bag”

“Spock can get tae fuck”"

“And as for fuckin warp speed, how much fuckin faster are ye wantin us te fuckin go?”