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Top Tip (for the chaps especially)
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Got a fit bit/step counting watch but haven’t managed to fulfil your steps quota for today?
No problem!
Simply adorn your watch on your dominant hand and masturbate joyously as though demonically possessed.
Instant steps!
You’re more than welcome  |
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over a year ago
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"Good tip!
I must fidget in my sleep because somehow manage to accumulate steps overnight  or you could be sleepwalking
Or sleep wanking"
Gutted to have missed it if I was   |
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"I set the GPS on mine, fasten it to my vibrator and catapult it out of the window. Makes it look like I did a dead fast run. "
I’ll remember that the next time you send me a strava screenshot. Ya big cheater you.  |
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"I set the GPS on mine, fasten it to my vibrator and catapult it out of the window. Makes it look like I did a dead fast run.
I’ll remember that the next time you send me a strava screenshot. Ya big cheater you. "
Haha! Now everyone knows my tricks, I can't beat about getting PBs on the weekly parkrun thread.  |
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i didnt know that was what a fitbit was i thought it was a tick tock thingy for gym types 
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