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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.
Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this? "
Probably not, but Nigel Farage will be out in his boat in the channel looking  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.
Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this?
Probably not, but Nigel Farage will be out in his boat in the channel looking "
If only he was snorkeling.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brody : We're going to put on the extra- the extra summer deputies as quickly as possible, and then we're going to try and use, uh, shark-spotters on the beach. Mrs. Taft : [cuts him off] Are you going to close the beaches? Brody : [after brief pause] Yes, we are.
and “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All together now
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo"
Hahahaha 
But… you’re in the sharks space… you have to expect that, you’d be the same if the shark flopped about your hoose  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All together now
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hahahaha
But… you’re in the sharks space… you have to expect that, you’d be the same if the shark flopped about your hoose "
I'm gonna need a bigger house. |
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"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes."
I’ve laughed at this way more than I should  |
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"Cornwall Live: Swimmer bitten by shark off Cornwall says it was 'very scary'.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/swimmer-bitten-shark-cornwall-says-7412524"
Snorkeling with sharks experience lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A shark ate 2 people in Hurghada Egypt a few weeks ago. The last one was a lady on holiday with family, took her arm and leg off while her loved ones watched on. Was absolutely horrific. Obviously they died. They closed the beaches for a bit. Think I'll give snorkeling a miss for a while 
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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago
Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove |
"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes."
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I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him! |
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"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes.
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I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!"
It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins  |
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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago
Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove |
"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes.
..:
I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!
It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins "
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Haha now that would have been worth seeing |
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"A snorkeler has been mauled in a leg by a shark with its mouth. Snorkeling is swimming while wearing a mask and a breathing tube. Snorkeling isn't a sexual act, but the equipment does sound horny. The shark attack happened last Thursday in Cornwall, at lunchtime. Was the shark hungry, I don't know. I'm not a sharkoligist. Blue sharks visit Cornwall from the Caribbean in the summer, because Cornwall is nice at this time of year. They usually feed on small fish and squid, and not swimmers.
It's all over the Budes.
..:
I’m pleased you said the shark mauled the snorkeler with his mouth, I did wonder what part of the shark mauled him!
It could have done a crazy karate style chop thingy with its fins
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Haha now that would have been worth seeing"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I blame Brexit. No idea why but it must be because of it.
Does our Home Secretary Priti Patel have an answer for this? "
Aye she's going to pay france millions to keep em out then when that fails she'll deport em to Rwanda |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry but I bloody love sharks
Me too, which is your favourite?"
It has to be the Great White really but love all of them, have a slightly altered thresher tattooed on my thigh... They are all so beautiful but the GW is just fascinating  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!
I think we should make the sharks build the wall.
Nah..they'd never fin ish it 
Wheres Hadrian? He builds good walls "
Really? Have you seen the state of the one he built? It's in a right state. Needs completely rebuilding |
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"I think we should build a wall to keep them out!
I think we should make the sharks build the wall.
Nah..they'd never fin ish it
Wheres Hadrian? He builds good walls
Really? Have you seen the state of the one he built? It's in a right state. Needs completely rebuilding "
Bloody Romans, what did they ever do for us?! |
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"Sorry but I bloody love sharks
Me too, which is your favourite?
It has to be the Great White really but love all of them, have a slightly altered thresher tattooed on my thigh... They are all so beautiful but the GW is just fascinating "
You are right they are all beautiful .
I love the cookie cutter shark, that little guy has no fear. |
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