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"None today. I don't send naughty content, but have been blocked for being vaccinated and for saying someone had nice hair. It's still early though 
Worlds gone mad lol "
Saying a lady had nice hair is, apparently, creepy. I wouldn't mind, but it was in the open, on the forum, not in a message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though?? |
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"Have you blocked today?
Not seen this done before. It might be shit. But I’ve blocked 3 today  "
2 today,,, both winked,, then got chatting about meeting at mine so sent them address etc and never turned up,,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though??"
I don’t think it’s moany. It’s honest and to the point. |
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"5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though??"
Yeah it is a bit alright. So negative |
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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago
Oswestry Shropshire |
"5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though??"
I don't think it is moany.
Too the point. No messing.
Like it x |
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"5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though??"
Ignore the haters u are lovely! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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many ... and if you use fab to meet its by far the best thing to do the more you block the easier life is on fab the more you block leaves a pool of men (as its men we mainly meet) that interest us..
we are serial blockers from blocking the troll and abusers to those we dont want to meet but then we use fab for meets we dont need it as a platform to gain social links or online friends we make friends from clubs and social away from fab and of course those we meet for real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 rude about weight
1 calling me a time waster
3 rude about face pic
2 saying my profiles all about moaning and boring
3 saying it's people like me that give the site the bad name
1 saying my mum should of had a miscarriage coz I'm ugly
So
Lovely human beings!
Does my profile moan too much though??"
I don't think your profile moans too much but I think mine has a similar tone and I'm really very ok being abrupt to save time. Anyone not ok with that isn't for me anyway.
I usually ignore and rarely feel the need to straight up block but I'm up to 2 so far today. |
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By *age500Woman
over a year ago
ashton-under-lyne |
"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick "
Most were just messages that I find in appropriate to be sending to someone they have never met or messages that are super derogatory.
I did have one call me “a fat whore who gives away pussy online” because I’d pulled him up for lying about his age to make himself look older.
I’ll block for many reasons but it does depend on my mood too and how patient I’m feeling  |
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"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick "
Apart from the obvious (rude, abusive, pushy etc) I mostly block if I find someone not compatible, purely because of me/them not coming up again in searches but now I’m thinking maybe I’m too harsh? |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick "
One yesterday offering to breed me and bring class A's to the meet
Usually I block if they ask to meet immediately,attach dick pics or are pests. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick
I’ll block you so you can see…."
I think everyone on the internet has seen your “trick” by now? |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick
One yesterday offering to breed me and bring class A's to the meet
Usually I block if they ask to meet immediately,attach dick pics or are pests."
Dod he ask if you are from good quality breeding stock?
If not then amatuer |
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"Have you blocked today?
Not seen this done before. It might be shit. But I’ve blocked 3 today "
Stop blocking people a bit ago and try not to now just accept people's differences better now.
Only block rude offensive people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never blocked anyone 
If Piers Morgan joins the site though, well there’s an instant one right there "
Keep your eyes peeled and do let us know if he does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curious about the block reasons more than the count.
I feel like I’m missing a trick
I’ll block you so you can see….
I think everyone on the internet has seen your “trick” by now? "
Rude  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"None today. I don't send naughty content, but have been blocked for being vaccinated and for saying someone had nice hair. It's still early though
Worlds gone mad lol
Saying a lady had nice hair is, apparently, creepy. I wouldn't mind, but it was in the open, on the forum, not in a message "
How very dare you! What a monster!! |
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"I have a look at the 'who's looked at me' and winks- if I don't want to have to send a polite rejection, I just block before there's a need  "
That is a reasonable train of thought
I just say thank you for your reply or for looking and wish them well
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"None today. I don't send naughty content, but have been blocked for being vaccinated and for saying someone had nice hair. It's still early though
Worlds gone mad lol
Saying a lady had nice hair is, apparently, creepy. I wouldn't mind, but it was in the open, on the forum, not in a message
How very dare you! What a monster!! "
I'm a filthy animal  x |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
"None but I’ve not looked at messages for weeks.
I know
I skim them to see if there’s anyone I know lol. Haven’t seen one from you 
Yeah I haven’t messaged you
Why not
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I just look at pictures now. Messages make my thumb hurt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None. I don't think I've blocked anyone for weeks and weeks. I feel I ought to block someone to get a sense of belonging. Would anyone like to volunteer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None. I don't think I've blocked anyone for weeks and weeks. I feel I ought to block someone to get a sense of belonging. Would anyone like to volunteer?
No x"
Spoilsport. |
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"None. I don't think I've blocked anyone for weeks and weeks. I feel I ought to block someone to get a sense of belonging. Would anyone like to volunteer?
No x
Spoilsport."
Well, I'm likely to fab your photos, so I'd rather you didn't  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None. I don't think I've blocked anyone for weeks and weeks. I feel I ought to block someone to get a sense of belonging. Would anyone like to volunteer?
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I can't block you! |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
"None. I don't think I've blocked anyone for weeks and weeks. I feel I ought to block someone to get a sense of belonging. Would anyone like to volunteer?
I can't block you! "
Go on it will give us something to talk about |
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"Haven't blocked and but been blocked 3 times today by guys who seem to not want to read our profile.
So so you get notifications if you’ve been blocked x"
No. If you're chatting or fabbed photos, they dissappear. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't blocked and but been blocked 3 times today by guys who seem to not want to read our profile.
So so you get notifications if you’ve been blocked x"
No, when we know they haven't fully read and understand our profile we just like to wind them up, eventually we get blocked |
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"Probably 5 or 6 this evening. The ones who’d attached dick pics or who launched straight into dirty talk… just why!  "
We have a default reply to unsolicited dick pics.
Childish but it amuses me.
I'm simple like that.
Winston |
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"Probably 5 or 6 this evening. The ones who’d attached dick pics or who launched straight into dirty talk… just why!
We have a default reply to unsolicited dick pics.
Childish but it amuses me.
I'm simple like that.
Winston "
Do tell? |
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"Probably 5 or 6 this evening. The ones who’d attached dick pics or who launched straight into dirty talk… just why!
We have a default reply to unsolicited dick pics.
Childish but it amuses me.
I'm simple like that.
Winston
Do tell? "
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However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
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1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)
2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
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We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully,
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"Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.
We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:
1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)
2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"
And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;
An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully,
Winston
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Brilliant! I particularly like No4! |
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