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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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In the interests of being less confrontational, I'm toying with the idea of using the classic term "Daft Apeth" when low level ridiculousness is being perpetrated, and pointing it out is unavoidable.
Are there any alternatives I should consider?
I obviously can't use "muppet" as that's extremely felt-ist, "silly sod" causes trouble with the speech impediment crowd, and "wee daftie" is far too Scots.
Appreciate your help with his important issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the interests of being less confrontational, I'm toying with the idea of using the classic term "Daft Apeth" when low level ridiculousness is being perpetrated, and pointing it out is unavoidable.
Are there any alternatives I should consider?
I obviously can't use "muppet" as that's extremely felt-ist, "silly sod" causes trouble with the speech impediment crowd, and "wee daftie" is far too Scots.
Appreciate your help with his important issue."
Im from scotland and have never used the term wee dafty lol haha ya fuckin dafty has came out my mouth though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think "moron" has been cancelled by the snowflake brigade yet
It's a bit speciifc to Piers for my tastes."
Yes he does say this a lot.
How about my personal favourite - "tossa"  |
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"I was sat on the back of the bus a few days back, and among the graffiti, one young man had been described as a fat handed mango. I quite like it  "
Could have been a compliment from a girl who liked fisting. |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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Thank you all, my heart is lifted by your contributions.
However, all terms including actual swearing have been discountedy, along with the anatomical references.
"Wally" has been added to the list, pending confirmation of the scarcity of gentlemen christened "Walter". |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"At work I tend to ask who put 50p in the idiot machine...can't get into trouble for calling people names if you're asking a general question and not directing it at anyone in particular   "
Inflation is clearly biting hard if 50p is needed to acquire an idiot.
But you should be grateful - they roam free in some workplaces. |
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I'm reading a book translated from Czech - the translator apologises in the introduction that English doesn't have enough terms of abuse or insults to provide a meaningful translation of parts of the original |
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"Uncircumcised" can be used as an alternative to describe "A complete dick"
"A Sexual intellectual" serves as an alternative to "Clever fucker"
Whilst, "An attractive anus" may be seen as a politically correct way to describe, "A Smart arse." |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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""Uncircumcised" can be used as an alternative to describe "A complete dick"
"A Sexual intellectual" serves as an alternative to "Clever fucker"
Whilst, "An attractive anus" may be seen as a politically correct way to describe, "A Smart arse.""
Job interview advice for us all there....
"Why did you leave your last role?"
- Well, it turned out my manager was uncircumcised" |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Knobber.
As in “that was my parking space ya big knobber!”
That seeme more Bristolian than Welsh, to be honest. Not sure I could carry it off."
Bristolian? How very dare you!
How about Twp. That’s an insult and nobody would know. Unless they were a Welsh.
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""Uncircumcised" can be used as an alternative to describe "A complete dick"
"A Sexual intellectual" serves as an alternative to "Clever fucker"
Whilst, "An attractive anus" may be seen as a politically correct way to describe, "A Smart arse."
Job interview advice for us all there....
"Why did you leave your last role?"
- Well, it turned out my manager was uncircumcised""
And you followed up by suggesting that your manager gets himself an agent, that way he wouldn't need to keep handling himself all the time. |
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Moron originally referred to someone with learning difficulties. 