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Begin EVERY phone call...

By *heNerdyFemby OP Woman over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

...with "My battery is low" then you can hang up whenever you want.

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top tip!

Also the tried and tested, ‘I’ve got bad reception…’ (before making some crackling noises and hanging up)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or just let it ring, turn it off and say your phone died.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happened to just red buttoning

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always answer with:

"Battersby Dogs Home, Jack Russel Speaking"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always answer with:

"Battersby Dogs Home, Jack Russel Speaking""

Not everyone will believe they are talking to Paul O'Grady though.

By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Answer breathlessly with ‘Hello this is Inspecor Wildon - serious Crime - who am I speaking to and how did you know the deceased?’

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always say "Ahoy-hoy".

By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anal shenanigans