"When you stick your nose in someone's arsehole after they've ate a curry and just wait.
I think youll find that is just regular foreplay before doggy style sex takes place!! - happy to help  "
And humping a cushion adds to the mood I find - and doing it in the front garden! - not a euphemism… I mean the front garden. |
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"When you stick your nose in someone's arsehole after they've ate a curry and just wait.
I think youll find that is just regular foreplay before doggy style sex takes place!! - happy to help
And humping a cushion adds to the mood I find - and doing it in the front garden! - not a euphemism… I mean the front garden. "
Are you talking about doggy style or an actual dog? |
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"When you stick your nose in someone's arsehole after they've ate a curry and just wait.
I think youll find that is just regular foreplay before doggy style sex takes place!! - happy to help
And humping a cushion adds to the mood I find - and doing it in the front garden! - not a euphemism… I mean the front garden.
Are you talking about doggy style or an actual dog?"
ffs 
Doggy style |
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"Is it sniffing a fart and then going “mmmmmm Bisto!” as you rub your knees?"
Or promising a fart… building up the expectation then edging a fart before you have fart denial… until the partner is aching for you to fart…..? |
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"Search ‘Brazilian fart babes’ in Google and thy shalt find the answer one seeks 
I've learned never to Google stuff that people say on here "
I didn’t and i just pmsl - sides are hurting with laughing xx |
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