"A film where a zombie bit a shark underwater....
You know that zombies aren't real, right?
What and sharks are???? "
This surely cannot be a serious question? Ask the people who have had limbs chomped off if sharks are real.
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"A film where a zombie bit a shark underwater....
You know that zombies aren't real, right?
What and sharks are????
This surely cannot be a serious question? Ask the people who have had limbs chomped off if sharks are real.
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Sharks are mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns and zebras |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If there hasn’t already been a movie about it, I’m gonna write it.
You're gonna need a bigger notebook  "
You’re kidding right?
All I need is Tara Reid, and a bucket full of shitty CGI. The script is a bunch of screams and “dude watch out”.
Boom! Smash hit B-movie. |
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"If there hasn’t already been a movie about it, I’m gonna write it.
You're gonna need a bigger notebook
You’re kidding right?
All I need is Tara Reid, and a bucket full of shitty CGI. The script is a bunch of screams and “dude watch out”.
Boom! Smash hit B-movie."
Tara Reid. Retro choice, but ideal  |
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"A film where a zombie bit a shark underwater....
You know that zombies aren't real, right?
What and sharks are????
This surely cannot be a serious question? Ask the people who have had limbs chomped off if sharks are real.
Sharks are mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns and zebras "
Obviously unicorns are real , as a couple , we've had the pleasure of knowing a few |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"If there hasn’t already been a movie about it, I’m gonna write it.
You're gonna need a bigger notebook
You’re kidding right?
All I need is Tara Reid, and a bucket full of shitty CGI. The script is a bunch of screams and “dude watch out”.
Boom! Smash hit B-movie."
Replace Tara Reid with Debbie Gibson and you’ve pretty much summed up Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus  |
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Once woke up to movie about the zombie cock of porn star killing people!!! Thought I was having the strangest dream ever had to check couple of times on TV listings I wasn’t imagining it!
Safe to say it was awful movie lucky I only saw last 10 minutes x |
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Zombi 2 aka UK title: Zombie Flesh Eaters - a zombie classic from the late Italian master of gore, Lucio Fulci.
Starring our very own Ian McCulloch who also battled zombies in Zombie Holocaust (aka Dr Butcher MD: Medical Deviate)
He (Ian) also headlined in the gore classic, Contamination which itself was also a rather delightful, gut exploding fun time |
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"Once woke up to movie about the zombie cock of porn star killing people!!! Thought I was having the strangest dream ever had to check couple of times on TV listings I wasn’t imagining it!
Safe to say it was awful movie lucky I only saw last 10 minutes x "
Was it set on a remote tropical island? If so, it sounds like Porno Holocaust (the zombie like protagonist literally bonks people to death right?)
An….interesting film  |
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