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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Good luck with that

Wow

Sounds thrilling

Anymore said in a sarcastic tone of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No shit sherlock

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘How extraordinarily interesting….’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow good for you!!!

I’ll be surprised if anyone gets this reference.

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By *uckyNineMan over a year ago

prescot

As if this thread will catch on

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"As if this thread will catch on

"
way hay

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Good luck with that

Wow

Sounds thrilling

Anymore said in a sarcastic tone of course

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course its still tight luv

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Good luck with that

Wow

Sounds thrilling

Anymore said in a sarcastic tone of course

Clearly

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Hold on until i put on my interested face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet! !

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh...yay...a Mrs browns boys marathon...I cant wait

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By *llNatural36FWoman over a year ago

Denbighshire

Obviously

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

What could possibly go wrong?

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Why don't you shut your mouth & let your arse do the talking....

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Ok, yeah, sure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reeeeaally?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No shit sherlock "

I’ve got my kids saying that too! It’s an automatic comment in my house!

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When I'm not impressed or don't really want to do something.....

"I'm that excited I don't know whether to have a shit or a wank!???"

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't wait!

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It’s a battle of wits….. and your unarmed.

If only your cock was as big as your mouth..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One I used at work often

Surprisingly not sacked yet

But give it time lol

If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow you’re left toe off

Or the classic

Can you smell the bullshit

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Well that worked brilliantly

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

So, we still doing this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really

Oh I thought you were talking to someone that gives a shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Scotland.

"Did ye..? Aye....?"...when someone is talking utter pish.

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

Do you want me to draw you a picture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet

Awwww

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No shit sherlock

I’ve got my kids saying that too! It’s an automatic comment in my house! "

Sounds like a fun house

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

As much use as a marzipan dildo !

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Alan Bastard:

"Hi Maggie, Love the trouser suit!"

Pause & panic look on face.

"Sorry Heseltine didn't know it was you....."

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

After some asks where is...

"Up my arse on the second shelf"

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Take ur face 4 a shit x

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Really

Oh I thought you were talking to someone that gives a shit

I once offered someone a 50p piece, when asked what it was for..... "I'm reliably informed that it's the minimum charge on a public phone"

So, was his response

"So you can go and find someone who gives a F*Ck"

Didn't end well

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

Couldn’t knock a skin of A rice pudding . X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think so.

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Yeah right

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Congratulations, have a peanut voucher

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By *ickyMac69Man over a year ago

alfreton

"I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang in a minute I’ll just check my crystal ball for you

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By *lder funCouple over a year ago

tottenham

I think have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh that's interesting .... look here is 20p go and phone someone who gives a f***

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm really glad this thread's still going xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone gives you a funny look

“ Take a picture it will last longer”

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A sarcastic fave from my neck of the woods: ‘Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance.’

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's all over the news. What's going on here?

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By *astersLBSCouple over a year ago

Dudley

Would you like a blue Peter badge

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