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Hastings & Son: fill my shop
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by another thread (ta, Nero) I've got a lovely new corner useful DIY/Hardware type shop. One of those old fashioned ones around the corner. Where you can rummage for an hour happily and come out with a few jolly useful things.
What shall I sell in my shop? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Candles. In packs of four.  "
Certainly - what kind? Pillar, taper, floating, votive - all of the above? (I do love taper candles in rainbow colours hanging in pairs) |
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You should sell scribe-it-yourself —
"Fab Profile Descriptors", for the narratively challenged.
In addition to laser-assisted phallas measuring tools.
[Oh, and you're welcome]
[Oh, and I'm glad to be your Muse]  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tea lights; Every such shop must sell them as though through some unknown, legally binding contractual obligation  "
They simply MUST. Packets of 50? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should sell scribe-it-yourself —
"Fab Profile Descriptors", for the narratively challenged.
In addition to laser-assisted phallas measuring tools.
[Oh, and you're welcome]
[Oh, and I'm glad to be your Muse] "
Measuring tool for the peen 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Candles. In packs of four.
Gaaaa!! You beat me to it...
Can we have some of those in the shop please?
Round tuits.
Um what is a round tuit?
Can you get a round tuit, please? I'll have two "
I shall be fully stocked if you ever need to get a round tuit. |
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By *entDomMan
over a year ago
Paddock Wood, Kent |
Glass hammer of course.
For me though I need a shop on the corner that sells Ductape, cable ties, rope, carabinas, candles that melt properly, chains, leads, collars, padlocks. Oh the list goes on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glass hammer of course.
For me though I need a shop on the corner that sells Ductape, cable ties, rope, carabinas, candles that melt properly, chains, leads, collars, padlocks. Oh the list goes on"
35 posts before it gets kinky! Wow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have any mystery items?
Cans without labels. That would be amusing.
A bit of random probability on a particular day.... "
I would LOVE to have some mystery items. Hardware lucky dip? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope there's space for some Flushed Grollings.
But of course! And some rotting pencils and few parping couplets.
You are the new love of my life, just for knowing what I meant. "
 I have to admit I googled it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any flanges?
You selling up?
I just think a good stock of flanges is important 
I think I'm going to need a bigger shop 
My flange isn't that big "
Soz  |
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"Any flanges?
You selling up?
I just think a good stock of flanges is important
I think I'm going to need a bigger shop
My flange isn't that big
Soz "
Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any flanges?
You selling up?
I just think a good stock of flanges is important
I think I'm going to need a bigger shop
My flange isn't that big
Soz
Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?! "
It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners. |
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"Any flanges?
You selling up?
I just think a good stock of flanges is important
I think I'm going to need a bigger shop
My flange isn't that big
Soz
Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!
It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners. "
Excellent, I shall pull wheelies all around. Do you have spanners? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any flanges?
You selling up?
I just think a good stock of flanges is important
I think I'm going to need a bigger shop
My flange isn't that big
Soz
Is this corner shop in the non-corners of Hastings wheelchair accessible?!
It has ramp access through an extra wide door and plenty of turning space. Nero says Hastings has no corners so I am going to have to build it in Yorkshire. God's own country has proper corners.
Excellent, I shall pull wheelies all around. Do you have spanners? "
I have the finest spanners in all of of Englande |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op has never heard of the 2 ronnies then
Ill take a radiator key and a utility cupboard key please. "
I certainly have but as I am so OLD I've forgotten |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll need to stock some sky hooks.
I will?
Yes, they're in the aisle with tartan paint, long and short stands.
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I'm starting to feel I need some help running this shop |
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