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By *ustaman OP Man
over a year ago
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According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot  |
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I once put a lettuce up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
I once put a chocolate up there...no problem as later it came out a Treat.
I once put a tangled piece of string up there...I shit you knot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a paramedic friend who was called to a house where a man had a potato stuck up his ass. Apparently it was an accident as he was peeling some whilst in the bath and sat on one …. just one of many such stories , remote controls , hoovers etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot "
Now, what does that say about FB's profiling of you?
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By *ustaman OP Man
over a year ago
weymouth |
"According to my FB news feed scientists recommend not putting frozen potatoes up your anus - it doesn't say whether it's the act of freezing them that's the issue or the potatoes. I suppose it might depend on the type king Edward's as apposed to Jersey new potatoes. Today's conundrum brought to you by a loved up idiot
Now, what does that say about FB's profiling of you?
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Tbf it was shared by a friend  |
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