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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them
Beer for Mr so he gets something too
Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers  
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you  "
Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d pocket the tenna. I’m impressive enough 
Is that a tena lady in your pocket, or you just trying to impress me?  "
I can’t hold it in like I used to. Sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx
They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that  "
Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them. |
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"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them
Beer for Mr so he gets something too
Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you
Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead? "
How about extra flowers and some chocolate x |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream.
I'm impressed. And happy
Lemon drizzle cake and lemon sorbet to tickle your taste buds ? "
Sounds like I'm yours forever  |
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"A £10 pick n mix. So probably about a quids worth in reality. Why? Well sweets innit (shrug emoji)
I like sweets. I'd be impressed if you helped me clean up any little spillages  "
Hah nice try, you would have me running the hoover round in no time  |
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
Cake. A big cake, so we could share. And ice-cream.
I'm impressed. And happy
Lemon drizzle cake and lemon sorbet to tickle your taste buds ?
Sounds like I'm yours forever "
At your service !!
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
A trip to the Mander center for a coffee,
Then to our old house where you could help yourself to as many flowers as you wanted for free.
We lived opposite an accident black spot |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx
They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that
Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them. "
Ooh, ambassador, you're spoiling us  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Flowers for Mrs as I think you'd appreciate them
Beer for Mr so he gets something too
Ah, sod him. No-one ever buys me flowers
Ok then....flowers and prosecco for you
Non-drinker here. How about a really nice apple juice instead?
How about extra flowers and some chocolate x"
Suits me |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"A £10 pick n mix. So probably about a quids worth in reality. Why? Well sweets innit (shrug emoji)
I like sweets. I'd be impressed if you helped me clean up any little spillages
Hah nice try, you would have me running the hoover round in no time "
Damn, you sussed me out. Must try harder to find a cheap maid |
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I’d place a bet with the tenner at amazing odds, collect the winnings fly you by private helicopter to my house on the coast in Cornwall.
The chef can cook dinner or make you a cake and ice cream.
Flowers in your room to make you smile.
A walk in the beach in the morning and I’d pop £20.00 in the charity box of the RNLI.
X |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"It’s not… let’s be honest all this nice weather and I can guarantee you’ll get wet when you least expect it!"
The joys of having children I'm afraid 
(Actually a joke, I have no bladder issues at all  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give it back to you and tell you to buy some sweets for your kids xxx
They don't need another sugar high. I'll eat the sweets for them - I'm good like that
Well in that case I'd by Ferrero rochets cos who doesn't love them.
Ooh, ambassador, you're spoiling us "
Maybe have to pinch one tho xxx |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"A trip to the Mander center for a coffee,
Then to our old house where you could help yourself to as many flowers as you wanted for free.
We lived opposite an accident black spot"
You impress me with your local knowledge and sick sense of humour. Total winner |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I’d place a bet with the tenner at amazing odds, collect the winnings fly you by private helicopter to my house on the coast in Cornwall.
The chef can cook dinner or make you a cake and ice cream.
Flowers in your room to make you smile.
A walk in the beach in the morning and I’d pop £20.00 in the charity box of the RNLI.
X"
That's a darn sight more than I've ever managed with £10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 course meal of course...
Olives - £2
2 Greggs sausage rolls - £1
3 packs of ice lollies for £5 in Asda. That should keep you busy with something to suck on
And we'll split the £2 left over so we've always got a pound for the trolley when we go shopping.
It's the perfect date |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
"New batteries for your favourite sex toy? £10 could stretch to Duracel !!
I use rechargeables - or the nearest available man
Define "near"
The one in my bed "
As I'm a regular passing through Wolves to get to Bridgnorth I should be really close |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"The ingredients for a delicious meal so I can impress you with my cooking skills
Intriguing. Plus I enjoy eating. You could be onto a winner
What's your favourite meal?"
One the kids will eat without complaint
But I enjoy being cooked for |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"3 course meal of course...
Olives - £2
2 Greggs sausage rolls - £1
3 packs of ice lollies for £5 in Asda. That should keep you busy with something to suck on
And we'll split the £2 left over so we've always got a pound for the trolley when we go shopping.
It's the perfect date "
You can keep the olives, but I'll take the rest. I do like a nice slow suck  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
A USB LED little fan? £8.99.
You'd get a mini cool breeze & tell the time too!
Then I'd buy as many "Refresher" sweets for a £1 that I could buy & you get a free 1p so you can put it in your piggy bank.....Win, win, win! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"40 Freddos and then I'd try to get them all in my mouth in one go. The resulting display would either be impressive or disgusting. "
I look forward to the pictures. I sense hotpics page one incoming |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"A USB LED little fan? £8.99.
You'd get a mini cool breeze & tell the time too!
Then I'd buy as many "Refresher" sweets for a £1 that I could buy & you get a free 1p so you can put it in your piggy bank.....Win, win, win! "
Oooh, lots of presents  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Food ingredients - I’d cook you a nice steak with yummy sides.
Mmmm, you had me at yummy sides. I can think of a few I'd happily nibble on a plate "
I’m a great cook and good at other things too |
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"...what would you buy to impress me - and why? "
For him 4 cans of Stella (i dont drink beer but i get told men like it) and a cadbury's creme egg (who doesn't like a cadbury's creme egg)
For her a bottle of 19 crime (the best red wine) a ripple chocolate bar ( again who doesn't like chocolate) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id a box of freddos, but due to inflation it will now be half of one
I always preferred Taz bars to be honest "
Taz's,the less well known but far more attractive of the pocket money chocs |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"...what would you buy to impress me - and why?
For him 4 cans of Stella (i dont drink beer but i get told men like it) and a cadbury's creme egg (who doesn't like a cadbury's creme egg)
For her a bottle of 19 crime (the best red wine) a ripple chocolate bar ( again who doesn't like chocolate)"
I hate wine I'm afraid, but would be impressed by a good milkshake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A signed wonko cock shot
I'll send you a SAE for it and buy a frame. That beauty is getting pride of place by my bed "
That is likely to induce nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pencil and paper and compass. I'd take you places you've never been to before and so you can find your way home again xxx
I hear Cannock Chase is nice "
Mmm excellent choice. Yes been there myself xx |
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