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Lådìes, Géntlemèn, Binariës, Whatevëries, Inçlusìvitíes and Purveyors of Fine Prònóuns...
I have come across many a controversial thread on this fine licentious fora. And there will always be at least one¹ Fabber/Fabette who will remark "Grabs Popcorn!".
But please, I implore - can you state the flavour of popcorn you are grabbing??!!??
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over a year ago
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"I always reach for the sweet popcorn when drama in unfolding 
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What happens if there's a Fab crisis? Do you reach for the salty ones? "
Nope, the harder stuff, Ben & Jerry’s |
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"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year  "
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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation.  |
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"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year
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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation. "
Only last year you say. Should never of been a thing  |
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"Bacon and maple syrup flavour, although it would be imaginary popcorn as the supermarket discontinued it last year
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If it wasn't for the fact that you live in an Igloo I'd been sending you to stand in the corner for that foul recommendation.
Only last year you say. Should never of been a thing "
It was glorious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coconut 
Well I be damned did not know such a thing existed until I just googled it. I am going to have to try some.
Aldi sell it"
See you there, we can go wild in the aisles together  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.
(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!) |
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"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.
(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!) "
I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post |
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By *eliWoman
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"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.
(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)
I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post "
Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty. |
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"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.
(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)
I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post
Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty. "
Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness |
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"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it. 
I’d ask for a refund 
Or he should just take his willy out of the bag.
He told me that was sausage for later  "
You have to carry an extra treat, the popcorn doesn't last through the trailers. |
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"The sort you'll find in Selfridges, next to the Wellbeing section. Probably some artisanal, gourmet sort - organic freeze dried raspberries and Himalayan pink salt and white chocolate. Might as well go all out and care for my vagina and mouth in one expensive shopping trip.
(I quite like the JoeSeph's range, think that's the right way to spell it!)
I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post
Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty.
Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness "
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Calm yourself, dear sir. She's not posh; she's 'nouveau riche'. An echelon lower than posh.
If she was she would have mentioned Harvey Nichols™. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I love how you bring your poshness immediately under our Aldi post
Thank you, it's effortless to be that high level twatty.
Mere mortals like me need elevating to your level of popcorn poshness
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Calm yourself, dear sir. She's not posh; she's 'nouveau riche'. An echelon lower than posh.
If she was she would have mentioned Harvey Nichols™. "
Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.
What popcorn would you go for? |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.
I’d ask for a refund
Or he should just take his willy out of the bag.
He told me that was sausage for later
You have to carry an extra treat, the popcorn doesn't last through the trailers."
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"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.
What popcorn would you go for? "
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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned. |
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"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.
What popcorn would you go for?
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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned. "
And you said my chosen flavour was foul  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help, my popcorn has a dong in it.
I’d ask for a refund
Or he should just take his willy out.
That's very forward, Nelly. "
Brazen Nelly? Never! I've been warned about your chicanery, CD. Now go and play with your popcorn.
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"Nouveau riche! And called out so beautifully I snorted. Nerolatte, so few people call me out on my shit and just entertain me, you've made my day.
What popcorn would you go for?
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I would go for a flavour fusion of Hot Dog, Nachos and diet cola popcorn, in lieu of the real thing; I never have enough hands to carry the aforementioned.
And you said my chosen flavour was foul "
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At least you're paying attention to my vituperation.  |
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