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Man burns bum after mistaking cleaning wipes for toilet paper
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Leon Gleed, 29, from Rica, south Wales, used the antibacterial wipes, which he mistakenly thought were for personal use, on himself, but they were actually cleaning wipes for the bathroom.
He later developed a rash and discovered his mistake.
Leon - whose girlfriend bought the wipes - told Metro.co.uk: "I thought the product was wet wipes you use to go to the toilet with – but as it turned out, that wasn’t the case.
"When I developed the soreness I knew something wasn’t quite right and when I checked the packaging it said ‘kills 99 percent of bacteria.
"Sadie [his girlfriend] said to me ‘how can you be so stupid’, but I think cleaning products should have warning labels on them so they’re more identifiable.
"I’ve come through the worst of it now – I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week!
"Being a lorry driver it was hard to get in and out of the truck for a while because of the constant chafing and burning pain.
"The only way I can describe it is like the night after a hot curry but ten times worse!
"I know it was a silly mistake to make but I’m convinced there’s other people out there who have done the same!"
A spokesperson for Tesco, which sells the wipes, said: "We were sorry to hear about this. We make the labelling on our packaging as clear as possible for customers."
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""I know it was a silly mistake to make but I’m convinced there’s other people out there who have done the same!""
That will be why...
"Tesco, which sells the wipes, said: "We were sorry to hear about this. We make the labelling on our packaging as clear as possible for customers.""
Every stupid instruction has been inspired by at least one stupid person.
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"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues "
Me too, when camping and had nothing else.
I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already. |
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"When I was younger I (naively) rubbed deep heat on the inside of my thighs for a strain … when I closed my legs my balls rubbed against the deep heat …..the was a burning experience "
A guy I went to uni with did the same with deep freeze and was nicknamed snowball for the rest of the year  . |
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"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues
Me too, when camping and had nothing else.
I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already. "
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"Hmm. I’ve used cleaning wipes down there multiple times in my life with no issues
Me too, when camping and had nothing else.
I think he probably had some other sores or something down there already. "
In my experience Wild Mint is the nicest thing to use if you're caught short whilst camping... its as soft as tripple ply andrex, and leaves you with a pleasant tingling afterglow Just don't get confused and grab a handful of baby nettles instead  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
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I have a question.
Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???
At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up? |
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"I have a question.
Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???
At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up?"
Some people don't care if people laugh at their expense.
He probably thought it was funny, and might spread a little happiness.
Plus, he probably got paid for the story. |
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"I have a question.
Having already done a fairly silly thing, affecting an embarrassing area, why the actual cocking fuck has he decided to go to the papers with it???
At what point did his life become so utterly devoid of meaning that 2 minutes of mild notoriety for wiping his arse wrong seemed like a step up?"
I actually had a friend who did the same and he posted about it on Facebook . |
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