"I have not myself.
I have however inserted an avocado up my backside whilst atop the Eiffel Tower 
Were you proposing at the time? "
I was indeed; a delightfully romantic gesture - or so I thought but she called me a sick pervert and left me there 
I knew at that moment that I should have inserted a kiwi fruit. |
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"Ever stuck a banana up your bum on top on the empire estate building "
No, but there's a on here and outside of the fab world that I could cheerfully chain to the bed, and stick a pineapple up their bum! |
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"Ever stuck a banana up your bum on top on the empire estate building
No, but there's a on here and outside of the fab world that I could cheerfully chain to the bed, and stick a pineapple up their bum!"
Sounds fun |
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