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Over the years they've increased in number here until it's fooking unbearable.....
I'll spare you the shitting changes they've made to my quality of life....
I can't kill them all this season so over to you .....
Best idea for clearing the neighbourhood and getting some shitless shuteye wins...... |
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over a year ago
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Find a lot of seagulls around moving inland more than often to look for food
Depends where about you are in Merseyside or Wirral
A lot find bird scarers actually do work on seagulls one attacked me the other day was sorely tempted to give afore mentioned seagull a yosser kiss but flew away lol  |
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I've been swooped at a few times. They BIG and LOUD and it's make you go ........ fuck! and look really uncool walking like a hunchback on the streets!
The fledglings are walking ...... ( and getting squashed  ) |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been swooped at a few times. They BIG and LOUD and it's make you go ........ fuck! and look really uncool walking like a hunchback on the streets!
The fledglings are walking ...... ( and getting squashed ) "
They're just trying to survive in this God forsaken world.
Wear a see through plastic rain mac. |
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Got a fledgling lording it in the garden as I speak. Went out to hang washing up, got dive bombed by angry parent.
Kept awake during night by its calls; they dont even bloody sleep. Wheres a feral cat when you need one!!!!! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Move inland.
I'm 34 miles from the coast and we have loads of gulls here too. Admittedly not as many as on the coast, but the b#stards are adapting to inland living!! "
We get a few, but there's a council tip not far so they generally hang around there.
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"There was an article this morning about controlling grey squirrels by giving them contraceptives.
Maybe get in touch with the relevant scientists and organise the same for seagulls."
Sharks eat seagulls |
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Over the years they've increased in number here until it's fooking unbearable.....
I'll spare you the shitting changes they've made to my quality of life....
I can't kill them all this season so over to you .....
Best idea for clearing the neighbourhood and getting some shitless shuteye wins...... "
Owl statue with big eyes (move it around though so they don’t notice it’s not real)
You’ll have to get the neighbours to join in or they’ll just move slightly away from your garden but you’ll still hear them.
Is there a food source they’re living on, rubbish bins etc or is some tw*t actually feeding them?
It could be the ones getting d*unk and aggressive after eating flying ants  |
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"Buy a hawk, put a top of the food chain predator in there, they will soon fuck off"
I'm not sure if a sparrow hawk is bug enough to take a full and red kites aren't robust enough to take large live prey. Besides, gulls are accomplished flyers so a falcon would probably better. The largest falcon is a gyrfalcon, but I'm not sure if even they are big enough. |
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A local factory where I sometimes work has a speaker on the roof to randomly play the scream of a falcon - from what I've noticed the damn gulls don't bat an eyelid when it goes off.
A peregrine will take smaller gulls if it can catch them but herring gulls are very agile, bigger and heavier than the peregrine plus equipped with a heafty dagger like beak making them infrequent prey at best though no doubt the young are a target.
I wonder what the gulls think of us humans building everywhere and filling their world with our shit? Is there a gull version of Fab where they discuss ways to get rid of our street lighting that keeps them awake and our trash which fills their oceans?
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In Dundee a shipping company brought in a falconer and his birds to take care of problematic birds. The seagulls first killed his falcon making him release a large owl which killed enough gulls to make the rest panic and flee |
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