 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Used this when I was a naive 18 year old when started going out.
You may only peel a banana once, but to me you're always appealing.
I cringe when I think of those days.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Used this when I was a naive 18 year old when started going out.
You may only peel a banana once, but to me you're always appealing.
I cringe when I think of those days.. "
My toes are curling for you! haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Here's my phone, ring your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight
...why??? ..he might want to join in!  "
Well in that case phone him and tell him to put the wine in the fridge and get 3 glasses ready |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Best / worst chat up lines you have either tried or heard ? Any new ones ? "
This is a bit of a visual one as well as words. You know the way you curl your index finger to tell somebody to come to you? Well, you do that with your little finger. When the woman comes over you say "If I can make you come with my little finger imagine what I can do with the rest of my body"
Come and sit on my knee and I will show you my Indian rope trick.
Come and sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
