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Oooft! You’re hot! Ladies first
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Let’s see how many people want to take the proverbial bull by it’s horns!
In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story, is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.
Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...
Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'
I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!
Away you go folks... |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?
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It’s a measurement of hotness.
Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’
Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)
Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’
Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’
These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?
It’s a measurement of hotness.
Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’
Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)
Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’
Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’
These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978"
You omitted "Ooh, Matttrrronn!" |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?
It’s a measurement of hotness.
Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’
Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)
Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’
Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’
These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978"
I've certainly learned something today!   |
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"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters
You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft
And yet you still manage to get through "
I just sat back and wait. You broke your filters and message me  |
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"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters
You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft
And yet you still manage to get through
I just sat back and wait. You broke your filters and message me "
Not how I remember it… but I do have a bad memory  |
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