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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

Every time I eat bacon the following morning I wake up with the most raging boner !! Weird but true.

Question therefore is, what foods (if any) have the same effect on you ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G&T makes me horny AF. No idea why.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Saveloy….?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

No food but red wine always made me horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, as long as you don't shag my bacon, you can do what you like.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

which shop do you get your bacon from,,

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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

"No food but red wine always made me horny "

One or two glasses of red makes for a raging boner the next day too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beetroot, and no that's not a euphemism

I read it somewhere a while ago so I ate some and yes it did seem to aid performance

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

There's something in some Chinese curries has this effect on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, as long as you don't shag my bacon, you can do what you like. "

I have a true story about that. You'll never eat rolled pork again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, as long as you don't shag my bacon, you can do what you like.

I have a true story about that. You'll never eat rolled pork again...

I'm getting a meaty "American Pie" vibe here.

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Isn’t pigs in blankets more a Christmas thing?

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By *omRachCouple over a year ago

Wirral

"No food but red wine always made me horny "

I'm on red wine now funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tit shaped food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tit shaped food

Panacotta with a cherry on top. As long as it has the right amount of wobble.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just read that the following five (amongst other) food stuffs are scientifically verified as aiding and augmenting bigger, harder erections:

Olive oil

Red Meat

Walnuts

Watermelon

Avocados

*placing an online order as I type this….*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pussy! Everytime I eat it never fails to give me raging hard on

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Pizza although that's mostly for the knob-in-a-pizza-box delivery gag

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Nope I can't think of any food that has made me have an erection .I think if I ever do tho I'll be a tad worried that I suddenly have a penis

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

A cake shaped like a womans bum would probably do the trick.

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"Tit shaped food

Isn't that tits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I think about chocolate or cake I get a little moist, does that count?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

You should share this with your butcher.

Help him shift his gammon..

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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

"When I think about chocolate or cake I get a little moist, does that count?"

I think you can put them on my list now too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Raw garlic, natural viagra but you both have to have some for obvious reasons. Works though

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Every time I eat bacon the following morning I wake up with the most raging boner !! Weird but true.

Question therefore is, what foods (if any) have the same effect on you ??

This doesn't happen if you don't eat bacon? Have you been scientific about this?

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By *undance_Kid OP Man over a year ago

London

"Every time I eat bacon the following morning I wake up with the most raging boner !! Weird but true.

Question therefore is, what foods (if any) have the same effect on you ??

This doesn't happen if you don't eat bacon? Have you been scientific about this?

Unfortunately not so often anymore ! But bacon and red wine always have this effect on me !! Strange but true.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I once ate a 'really' nice chocolate cake an got an instant errection it was that good!

Was slightly embarrassing as I was in a delightful little tea shop surrounded by old ladies. So glad I was sat at a table.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I’ve just read that the following five (amongst other) food stuffs are scientifically verified as aiding and augmenting bigger, harder erections:

Olive oil

Red Meat

Walnuts

Watermelon

Avocados

*placing an online order as I type this….*

Slap it all on a Pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"G&T makes me horny AF. No idea why. "
The same! G&T has often led to pleasure.

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