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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "
Urgh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here
Urgh"
You literally took the word out of my mouth!
Urgh indeed. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
So you’re under the desk with people sat at it and you thought getting your phone out would be a class move?
How big is the fucking desk? I cant think of any desk that would be big enough for me to be under and have people sit and work at it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
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You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought |
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By *ister CMan
over a year ago
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Not pleasant that...
And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.
I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.
Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not pleasant that...
And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.
I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.
Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls "
Exactly my point, I wouldn't dare say anything but it isn't pleasant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought "
Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix "
That sounds like a H&S issue and they should he asked to relocate until you have finished the job. |
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought
Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix "
Lol I'd have to take an enormous amount of space to have my legs so wide you could have a good view of my underwear. And I'd probably split my skirt in the process. Have I ventured into the fantasy section not the lounge by mistake? |
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You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.
Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.
Don't be so judgemental. |
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"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.
Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.
Don't be so judgemental. "
One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Not pleasant that...
And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.
I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.
Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls
Exactly my point, I wouldn't dare say anything but it isn't pleasant "
I'm sure if the women knew you were perving on them and looking up their skirts they wouldn't exactly think you are too pleasant either.
And you could actually be a professional and ask them to move while you work .
I find the whole story to be unbelievable as I don't know any situation where people would be expected to work when someone is under their desk so maybe stories and fantasy section is better for this one.And even if it's not true it says a lot more about you that you think about consent. |
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
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I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought
Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix
Lol I'd have to take an enormous amount of space to have my legs so wide you could have a good view of my underwear. And I'd probably split my skirt in the process. Have I ventured into the fantasy section not the lounge by mistake? "
Please keep it to the forum OP. This certainly not one of my fantasies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.
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It does help having the extra hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you’re under the desk with people sat at it and you thought getting your phone out would be a class move?
How big is the fucking desk? I cant think of any desk that would be big enough for me to be under and have people sit and work at it!"
Do people know he's under the desk? |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I just remembered why I loved the forums...
Its the cliquey nitpicking virtue signalling and faux outrage...
Its
Just
So
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I think its quite informative.
It’s allowed me to appreciate WFH more because I’m not having to work under a desk surrounded by fishy fannys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
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I have just caught you on my mobile! If the smell is that bad why have you been under there for so long. Shoes are coming off next. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
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Have you asked if any of the young ladies can smell fish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Assuming this isn’t just made up and someone genuinely has a bad smell from bad hygiene you should speak to your supervisor.
Good hygiene will be part of your terms and conditions in your contract. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I worked with a woman in the early 80s who had the worst bo to ever assault my nostrils. I was too much of a coward to tell her so I kept quiet and breathed through my mouth when I was near her"
The terrible bad breath teacher was my worse experience.
He was also the Head and would lean over your shoulder to explain something in Maths. I could never concentrate because I was trying to not heave.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt. "
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me  |
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"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.
It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.
I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.
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I watched a film about this once. It was in the Restricted section of the library  |
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"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.
Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.
Don't be so judgemental.
One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition. "
So do I. I only ever eat fish when I'm not going to be at work the next day. |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me "
It's just the right size desk in his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head "
Good old imagination  |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination "
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people "
That needs 4 young women all wearing skirts.... |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
That needs 4 young women all wearing skirts...."
What are the chances of it? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?  "
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."
And I'm sure they'd all happily sit there while some bloke sat under the desk, on his phone...
Also, that's sounds a shit company. |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts"
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts. "
No I wouldnt |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
No I wouldnt"
Me neither |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
And I'm sure they'd all happily sit there while some bloke sat under the desk, on his phone...
Also, that's sounds a shit company. "
All I'm suggesting is there are elements of the story that could be true.
Hell, I wouldn't sit there with some random guy sitting under the desk. |
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"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.
Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.
Don't be so judgemental.
One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition. "
There was a lady on Steph's packed lunch talking about this today.
Bit grim talking about people this way. Very unprofessional. |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people "
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So....4 young women in skirts not only stay at a desk with a man under it but also open their legs?
Is this the start of some weird porn where he tastes them all to see who tastes of fish? |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women . "
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do "
Ah the old ‘Lacey pen-drop’ I hear that’s officially a thing in Liverpool these days |
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I used to work with this girl years ago in a factory she had bad oral hygiene & people would call her by her name toothbrush! & some even used to bring in toothpaste & a toothbrush & leave them on top of her locker but it never sunk in with her in the end we refused to work by her |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do "
Bloody men will make anything sexual |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do
Ah the old ‘Lacey pen-drop’ I hear that’s officially a thing in Liverpool these days "
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do
Bloody men will make anything sexual "
Hey it's me, don't act all innocent |
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"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "
Go far away from any women.
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts. "
How many? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start.
Why dont they have clean triusers?"
Er....because they've worn them all? I hadn't thought this far ahead tbh. I certainly had no part in the non-cleanliness |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?"
I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654 |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654"
3 trillion? |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do
Bloody men will make anything sexual
Hey it's me, don't act all innocent "
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do
Bloody men will make anything sexual
Hey it's me, don't act all innocent
Or surprised? "
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654
3 trillion? "
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"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "
How to lose your job 101
I know for a fact this didn't happen. No way would any company allow a guy to sit under a desk while anyone worked at it let alone 4 women.
Someone has been watching too much porn. |
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No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start.
Why dont they have clean triusers?
Er....because they've worn them all? I hadn't thought this far ahead tbh. I certainly had no part in the non-cleanliness"
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."
Maybe it wasnt required and they all just chose to wear skirts? |
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"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654"
You counted them all by yourself? Did you send out a form for every household in the world or visit each personally with a questioner? |
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"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.
I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.
Sounds like a fantasy to me
It's just the right size desk in his head
Good old imagination
Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people
The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them . They also weren't all young or all women .
See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do
Bloody men will make anything sexual
Hey it's me, don't act all innocent
Or surprised?
Well that's just cheeky, just as well I like you or I'd be hurt "
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.
All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?
Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.
Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts
No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.
How many?
I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654
You counted them all by yourself? Did you send out a form for every household in the world or visit each personally with a questioner? "
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"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol
Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here
How to lose your job 101
I know for a fact this didn't happen. No way would any company allow a guy to sit under a desk while anyone worked at it let alone 4 women.
Someone has been watching too much porn. "
It’s happened where I work. Electricians running cables below work stations while people are still working is not at all uncommon.
Can’t comment on the amount of porn consumed…. |
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under the desk and see which girl it goes for....
