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I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !! 
First woman to post on here gets a spanking !
Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.
Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll offer my posterior up for a spanking 
Just came to say that I had an amazing first date a few weeks ago and went Dutch. First time for everything haha. If I like the person enough I’d definitely offer in future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread? 
Well you started it   "
I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men. |
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I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too. |
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"I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too. "
Never split the condoms |
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"I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too.
Never split the condoms "
Stella advice!
(Told u I had beer) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
Well you started it
I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men.
I think you just annoy the boys "
Well, I annoy you... |
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
Well you started it
I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men.
I think you just annoy the boys
Well, I annoy you..."
See you don't though, I  you |
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I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!
To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too. |
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"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!
To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too. "
I bought the last guy steak and multiple rums. |
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"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!
To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too.
I bought the last guy steak and multiple rums. "
What are you upto for the next 40 years of your life ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here to annoy the men.
I’m just her for you
I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody "
Sorry, I nearly missed this reply |
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"I'm just here to annoy the men.
I’m just her for you
I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody
Sorry, I nearly missed this reply "
I would have forgiven you eventually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!
To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too. "
A social where I girl didn’t even ask me if I was paying just bought me a drink. She didn’t go up in my estimation because she was already up there. But, She impressed me and made me realise it’s not as expected as it once was for me to pay.
*I still owe her one  |
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"I'm just here to annoy the men.
I’m just her for you
I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody
Sorry, I nearly missed this reply
I would have forgiven you eventually "
Thanks. I’ll buy you a drink to say sorry. |
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"I'm just here to annoy the men.
I’m just her for you
I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody
Sorry, I nearly missed this reply
I would have forgiven you eventually
Thanks. I’ll buy you a drink to say sorry. "
Cheers buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ?? "
How big do you need it to look?
Get it to hang out with smaller ones, that’s how my friend (average Dave) in school looked taller at the time. We were all a few inches shorter, and from a distance we looked like we were going on an adventure to throw a ring into a mountain of fire. |
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"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!
First woman to post on here gets a spanking !
Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.
Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"
I will always pay the first bill, and give her the option to pay the next time   |
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"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!
First woman to post on here gets a spanking !
Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.
Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"
I always pay….but then that’s manners. |
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Does only the first woman get a spanking? How disappointing 
Anyway, I don't like going to the bar, so often don't get rounds of drinks. But if the bill comes to the table I'll pay it. But that's just social awkwardness rather than expecting someone to pay for me. I'll happily give them money to go to the bar with. I also shocked a taxi driver once by paying when I was with three men. He said women never pay which seemed crazy to me |
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"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ?? "
Photoshop your hand, to make it look smaller, on your cock and take a pic from underneath, ie put your phone on a low surface and set a timer.  |
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"No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.
It’s not that silly really."
I think it is. Why should they? I don’t think I’ve ever paid for a first drink, they’ve always insisted but wouldn’t even cross my mind to expect them to buy the next one. Same with hotels, dinner etc. I wouldn’t dream of not paying half or at least offer to.
There must be some women who don’t do this considering the amount of “I need someone to pay for my site support” statuses I see but I don’t think that’s right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I generally pay, it’s a bit old school I suppose. Happy to split or whatever too, I enjoy no assumptions that either person will pay and no expectations regardless of who does. |
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?
Only if you're straight and it's discreet "
Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there……. |
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?
Only if you're straight and it's discreet
Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there……. "
All the time, have you not? |
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?
Only if you're straight and it's discreet
Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there…….
All the time, have you not? "
Not once, in 10 years of Fab. I did have one woman say she loves giving bj’s, but didn’t want to let me down, after reading my comments about not being able to cum from a bj……? |
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"I'm just here to blow the men.
Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?
This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?
Only if you're straight and it's discreet
Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there…….
All the time, have you not?
Not once, in 10 years of Fab. I did have one woman say she loves giving bj’s, but didn’t want to let me down, after reading my comments about not being able to cum from a bj……?"
I'm not keen on them so I just politely say thank you but I'll pass |
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"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even "
You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even
You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was "
Fast as lightning |
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"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even
You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was
Fast as lightning "
Very Very Frightening |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even
You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was
Fast as lightning
Very Very Frightening "
I can be when someone annoys me |
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"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even
You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was
Fast as lightning
Very Very Frightening
I can be when someone annoys me "
Oh I know haha |
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"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?
I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date? "
The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4 |
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"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?
I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?
The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4
Does sound quite scientific "
BSc fancy a bit of rocket science? |
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"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ??
Photoshop your hand, to make it look smaller, on your cock and take a pic from underneath, ie put your phone on a low surface and set a timer. "
Lol |
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"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!
First woman to post on here gets a spanking !
Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.
Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"
I offer, but really it's a test!  |
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"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?
I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?
The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4
You meant lavatory I believe "
Right, I'm off for a wank |
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"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?
I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?
The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4
You meant lavatory I believe
Right, I'm off for a wank "
Danm that auto correct |
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"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?
I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?
The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4
You meant lavatory I believe
Right, I'm off for a wank "
In the laboratory or lavatory? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x
It’s not a travel lodge is it ??
What’s a travel lodge "
Oh fancy. Behind Nandos not good enough for you? call it a cheeky Nandos |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"
Yes, I always pay, then they feel obligated to give me a blowie in the car park.
Even if all they had was a house salad and tap water, I can manipulate that into them feeling guilty for leading me on!  |
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"No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.
It’s not that silly really."
I'll re-phrase, I don't expect to be paid for. I'll always pay or offer to.
Individual actions determine collective belief.
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"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!
Amen!
Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators…."
Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option. |
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"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!
Amen!
Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….
Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option."
Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons…. |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
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I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar
Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache |
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"I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar
Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache "
I’d say when the repair costs exceed the cars value, it’s definitely time for an upgrade |
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"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!
Amen!
Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….
Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.
Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons…."
Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made. |
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"I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar
Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache
I’d say when the repair costs exceed the cars value, it’s definitely time for an upgrade "
Agreed. |
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"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!
Amen!
Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….
Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.
Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons….
Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made."
Rule 5: When one hath finished urinating, one should take heed to shake thy member no more than three times, for to exceed this amount may be perceived by fellow patrons that one is actually ‘enjoying oneself’…. |
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"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!
Amen!
Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….
Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.
Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons….
Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made.
Rule 5: When one hath finished urinating, one should take heed to shake thy member no more than three times, for to exceed this amount may be perceived by fellow patrons that one is actually ‘enjoying oneself’…. "
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"Even the most ardent of female feminists and advocates of treating the sexes equally will cherry pick what aspects of a man's life they wish equality in.
Frank"
I agree! I bet not one single female ever offered to pay the same swinger club entry fee as a single guy for instance..... |
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